Report: Camilla Blown Away After Hearing Joe Biden ‘Loudly’ Fart

[mystery-ak]

Report: Camilla Blown Away After Hearing Joe Biden ‘Loudly’ Fart

Simon Kent 7 Nov 2021

The Duchess of Cornwall has reportedly been telling close associates President Joe Biden made his own contribution to global supplies of natural gas when he farted “loudly” in front of her at the Glasgow COP26 climate conference.

Camilla was apparently blown away by the smelly incident and “hasn’t stopped talking about it” since: “It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,” an insider told the Mail on Sunday.

Ironically he has earlier pledged that one of the most important things society faces in the near term is to “reduce our methane emissions as quickly as possible.”

At the diplomatic reception, which was originally supposed to have been hosted by the Queen until she was ordered to rest by doctors, Biden was seen sharing a joke with Prince William, at one stage placing a hand on his shoulder.

The 78-year-old leader was also snapped falling asleep before his untimely release in front of the wife of Prince Charles.

His eyes closed for 30 seconds, and he was woken up by a man in a suit at the conference on Monday afternoon sparking the U.S. leader to quickly uncross his arms and began to clap for the opening speaker, as Breitbart News reported.

This was not the first time the president has been accused of being less than economical with wind.

In May 2020 he was accused of audibly farting during a campaign livestream.

On that occasion Biden was appearing with Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf and as the candidate was speaking, he shifted in his chair, and a strange noise was heard.

The White House declined to comment last night, the Mail reports.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/11/07/camilla-blown-away-after-hearing-joe-biden-loudly-fart/

[LMAO]

When they use the term “blown away” by Bidens farting, do they mean she was surprised or physically blown away?

[rangerrebew]

Emissions Reported at Climate Summit: Camilla Blown Away After Hearing Joe Biden ‘Loudly’ Fart
 

The Duchess of Cornwall has reportedly been telling close associates President Joe Biden made his own contribution to global supplies of natural gas when he farted “loudly” in front of her at the Glasgow COP26 climate conference.

Camilla was apparently blown away by the smelly incident and “hasn’t stopped talking about it” since: “It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,” an insider told the Mail on Sunday.

Ironically he has earlier pledged that one of the most important things society faces in the near term is to “reduce our methane emissions as quickly as possible.”

At the diplomatic reception, which was originally supposed to have been hosted by the Queen until she was ordered to rest by doctors, Biden was seen sharing a joke with Prince William, at one stage placing a hand on his shoulder.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/11/07/camilla-blown-away-after-hearing-joe-biden-loudly-fart/

[Wingnut]

Joe asked;  "Do farts have chunks?"

[Right_in_Virginia]

[mountaineer]

Joe blames it on that English breakfast he ate. "Who has beans with breakfast?" he wondered.

[libertybele]

Nothing like passing wind in front of royalty! 

 

[LMAO]

Nothing like passing wind in front of royalty! 

 

i know, right.

That's the kind of gag that you would see in a comedy

[LMAO]

Joe blames it on that English breakfast he ate. "Who has beans with breakfast?" he wondered.

That actually looks delicious.

Artery hardening. But yummy

[libertybele]

That actually looks delicious.

Artery hardening. But yummy

Quite a bit to eat for breakfast.  Yummy for the most part indeed.  I'd pass on the 'shrooms and tomatoes and what is the dark round food next to the eggs??

[LMAO]

My father would do that.

Didn't matter if we had company or girlfriends over. He'd walk around the house and let one go

[libertybele]

Joe asked;  "Do farts have chunks?"

It's a good thing it was only a fart; otherwise they could have dubbed him "Mr. Sprinkle Pants".

[mountaineer]

Quite a bit to eat for breakfast.  Yummy for the most part indeed.  I'd pass on the 'shrooms and tomatoes and what is the dark round food next to the eggs??

Blood sausage?

[libertybele]

Blood sausage?

That's a possibility .... a good way to ruin a meal (I never could get used to the taste).

[mountaineer]

On our last visit to England, I think I had eggs and "bacon" once (skipping the beans, tomatoes, blood sausage and mushrooms). Otherwise, just a bowl of cereal or fruit. Those breakfasts are a bit too massive for me.

[Sighlass]

On a high fiber diet lately (cereal every night, Grape Nuts mainly).... I fart, deal with it. Someone here at one time had a tag from Benjamin Franklin talking about fart for freedom, and fart loudly.

[libertybele]

On a high fiber diet lately (cereal every night, Grape Nuts mainly).... I fart, deal with it. Someone here at one time had a tag from Benjamin Franklin talking about fart for freedom, and fart loudly.

In your own home is one thing, as President of the U.S., you would think that he'd have the common decency to excuse himself and go fart away from others.

[Fishrrman]

belle rings out with:
"In your own home is one thing, as President of the U.S., you would think that he'd have the common decency to excuse himself and go fart away from others."

This assumes that the culprit passin' gas still maintains physical control over the situation...

[mountaineer]

In your own home is one thing, as President of the U.S., you would think that he'd have the common decency to excuse himself and go fart away from others.

He was enjoying the moment soooo much. Reminded him of his visit with the Pope.

[mystery-ak]

He was enjoying the moment soooo much. Reminded him of his visit with the Pope.

  

[Wingnut]

Joe has the walking farts. 

[libertybele]

belle rings out with:
"In your own home is one thing, as President of the U.S., you would think that he'd have the common decency to excuse himself and go fart away from others."

This assumes that the culprit passin' gas still maintains physical control over the situation...

True, and perhaps Joe isn't in 'control'. 

[LMAO]

True, and perhaps Joe isn't in 'control'.

i'm wondering if Biden even knew what he did. Did he apoligize or was he unaware?

[libertybele]

i'm wondering if Biden even knew what he did. Did he apoligize or was he unaware?

Dementia is cruel and perhaps he wasn't even aware.  If he's to that point, it's beyond time for him to step down.  What an embarrassment.

[catfish1957]

Gas?  Sure this wasn't another shart event?

Is Monty Python still in business?