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Silent but deadly
1 (8.3%)
Dutch Oven
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Let her rip for all to enjoy
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Walking farts...I'm old.
6 (50%)
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Breaking wind
« on: October 17, 2021, 09:41:35 pm »
A Natural function poll.
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Re: Breaking wind
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2021, 10:12:34 pm »
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Re: Breaking wind
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2021, 10:19:05 pm »
No nuclear option...  :shrug:

But you know you are doing it right if your Malamute sneezes himself out of a dead sleep, looks at you in utter disgust, and leaves the room.  :whistle:
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Re: Breaking wind
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2021, 10:31:05 pm »
I have the right to remain silent.  happy77
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Re: Breaking wind
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2021, 10:35:20 pm »
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Re: Breaking wind
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2021, 10:39:48 pm »
Quote from: DB on October 17, 2021, 10:35:20 pm
I can't unsee that...

 :silly: I know, right?
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Re: Breaking wind
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2021, 04:14:06 am »
Quote from: roamer_1 on October 17, 2021, 10:19:05 pm
No nuclear option...  :shrug:

But you know you are doing it right if your Malamute sneezes himself out of a dead sleep, looks at you in utter disgust, and leaves the room.  :whistle:
BTDT!

But I'm getting to the age where I just don't trust a fart...
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Re: Breaking wind
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2021, 07:42:28 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on October 18, 2021, 04:14:06 am
BTDT!

But I'm getting to the age where I just don't trust a fart...

There's a lady upthread with what seems to be a similar problem.  :laugh:
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Re: Breaking wind
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2021, 11:14:28 am »
Quote from: libertybele on October 17, 2021, 10:31:05 pm
I have the right to remain silent.  happy77

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Re: Breaking wind
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2021, 12:19:42 pm »
Quote from: DB on October 17, 2021, 10:35:20 pm
I can't unsee that...

I think I'm gonna be sick!..
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Re: Breaking wind
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2021, 03:26:18 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on October 18, 2021, 12:19:42 pm
I think I'm gonna be sick!..

That's pretty high praise, coming from you...  888mouth
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Re: Breaking wind
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2021, 03:32:23 pm »
Quote from: libertybele on October 17, 2021, 10:31:05 pm
I have the right to remain silent.  happy77

SIGH. I can't do it. SBD always winds up a squeaker, which leads to giggle farts, which leads to utter disaster, every time. Especially in math class.  :whistle:
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Re: Breaking wind
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2021, 04:03:54 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on October 18, 2021, 03:26:18 pm
That's pretty high praise, coming from you...  888mouth

Well, about that ...I didn't see that coming! :whistle:
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Re: Breaking wind
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2021, 04:27:27 pm »
@Cyber Liberty

It is a body function, that is all it is.
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Re: Breaking wind
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2021, 05:32:16 pm »
@Victoria33

You are far too saintly a woman to be dirtied by the contents of this thread.  Run for cover.
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Re: Breaking wind
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2021, 05:40:36 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on October 18, 2021, 04:03:54 pm
Well, about that ...I didn't see that coming! :whistle:

Well you do now... For as long as you live...
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Re: Breaking wind
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2021, 07:26:48 pm »
I thought would be about a sequel to Breaking Bad. :shrug:

(and upon reflection maybe it is, lol)
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Re: Breaking wind
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2021, 09:09:35 pm »
Quote from: DB on October 18, 2021, 05:40:36 pm
Well you do now... For as long as you live...

Yeah.  Thanks Man for that!
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