Taliban Buys Hunter Biden Painting For Presidential Palace

[Wingnut]

KABUL—After a long week conquering Afghanistan, the Taliban has taken over the presidential palace in Kabul, and is so happy to finally enjoy the luxury of beds and electricity and bathrooms that they have been deprived of for so long as they hid out in the harsh mountains for twenty years. But after just a few days of getting settled in, the Taliban has found the decor "ostentatious" and "stuffy." 

“Now that we are firmly in control of our beautiful country after a mostly peaceful week of conquering the very smart Afghan army, we want to kick back and relax in surroundings that more accurately express our deep inner feelings and desires,” said Taliban spokesman Ahlahoopalala Benzaziahllah.

After a quick internet search of "paintings perfect for terrorists who want an in with the US president" the Taliban assistant in charge of buying things like paintings, influence, and good press, discovered the paintings by the famous painter Hunter Biden. 

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[mountaineer]

 : art lover

[libertybele]

Maybe Hunter can be the Taliban's personal artist 

[massadvj]

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[Wingnut]

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[ChemEngrMBA]

I created http://WhenCrapIsArt.blogspot.com at least twenty years ago and have been updating it periodically. Hunter Biden's dreck is no different than many other paint slingings shown what have sold for millions of dollars.

[PeteS in CA]

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