Conflicting reports abound. Fauci says masks can counter terrorism. Biden says anyone wearing a mask will be allowed to pass through the airport freely and exit Afghanistan. Meanwhile, our VP encourages our citizens abandoned in Afghanistan to buy masks as Christmas presents for their Taliban captors. Lloyd Austin is sponsoring an effort to transfer funding from ammunition to buying masks. Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi is having a mask-free party to raise funding for the DNC. She is planning on inviting an American who has chosen to stay in Afghanistan, but so far has been unable to find one.
