We're past Day 500 of "Fourteen days to flatten the curve".
COVID is nothing to worry about, COVID is a pandemic, we need fourteen days to flatten the curve, oops, not long enough and we need to shutdown, wearing masks won't help, wearing masks helps, HCQ doesn't work, HCQ is effective, sunshine isn't helpful, sunshine is helpful, the vaccines will stop the transmission but you still need to wear a mask, the vaccines aren't effective against the Delta variant, the vaccines are effective against the variant, but we may need to shutdown again and have a mask mandate. WTH???
Throwing darts at a dartboard would be more reliable!