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Cleveland Indians change name to Guardians
« on: July 23, 2021, 02:22:40 pm »
Cleveland Indians change name to Guardians
by Jake Dima, Breaking News Reporter |
 | July 23, 2021 10:05 AM

Major League Baseball's Cleveland Indians changed the club's name to the Guardians on Friday morning.


https://twitter.com/Indians/status/1418565355472101378

This is a developing story and will be updated.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/cleveland-indians-guardians-name-change
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Re: Cleveland Indians change name to Guardians
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2021, 02:27:35 pm »
Should have gone for the Mudhens.

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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2021, 02:28:46 pm »
Should have named them The Clev Wokes
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Re: Cleveland Indians change name to Guardians
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2021, 02:42:16 pm »
Liberals continue their push to eliminate all non-white imagery from American branding..  They didn't want to be confronted at the grocery store by a non-white character on a box of rice or a syrup bottle.  And they don't want to see a non-white sports mascot either.

Their non-white Native American mascot will be replaced with a lily-white guardian character.
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Re: Cleveland Indians change name to Guardians
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2021, 02:50:15 pm »
So when do they get rid of the "Cleveland"?

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« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2021, 02:54:40 pm »
"Guardians" of what?
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« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2021, 02:56:52 pm »
I guess "Burning Rivers" was already taken.

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« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2021, 02:57:01 pm »
"Guardians" of what?

The sacred Flaming River.

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« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2021, 03:01:08 pm »
The sacred Flaming River.

LOL. Is Randy Newman going to perform the national anthem at the first game with the new uniforms?
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« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2021, 03:20:20 pm »


Obviously, they tried to find a name that was almost "Indians", but not Indians. 
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« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2021, 04:08:27 pm »
 So, an eerie start for the Erie warriors as they drop their name.  In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the gardaIndians have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.

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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2021, 03:43:13 pm »
"Guardians" of what?

Guardians of Lake Erie? The Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame??     :shrug:

The whole thing stinks.

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« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2021, 03:48:17 pm »
The sacred Flaming River.

LOL!  Cuyahoga River, 1969.

Man [supposedly] steps out on moon and plants an American flag, while down on earth, a river feeding into Lake Erie catches fire.



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Re: Cleveland Indians change name to Guardians
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2021, 04:57:33 pm »
I would have voted for the Mistakes (on the lake), but I guess they didn't do a survey.
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