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Today's Toons 7/19/21
« on: July 19, 2021, 08:09:10 am »




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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Donald Trump hosted a town hall meeting Wednesday carried live on Fox News, and pointed out that news is now so boring that CNN's ratings have completely tanked without him in office to hate every day. Reaction was swift. CNN just came out against mail-in balloting for the 2024 election.

The San Jose City Council wants to slap lawful gun owners with a gun insurance requirement at the risk of their guns being seized if they don't buy it. That's insane. I believe no one should be allowed to own a gun who has a criminal record, a psychiatric record or a Barbra Streisand record.

The Daily Mail reported only three Covid deaths in England Tuesday despite the arrival of the Delta variant. The media is trying to re-generate hysteria and bring back masks, shutdowns and confinement. CNN has ordered its on-air talent for the next fourteen days to hate Trump from home.

Virginia parents revolted against Critical Race Theory teaching in class. It fastens slavery, Jim Crow and race inequality to everything that ever happened in U.S. history, with a Marxist slant on it. It does have one upside, Critical Race Theory is the fastest way for grade school kids to learn division.

US News and World Report published an article complaining that cable and network TV news broadcasts are all partisan now with as much opinion as actual news. Even weather reports are politically slanted. Fox News reported the weather in DC is hotter than Hunter Biden's kitchen spoon.

A Harvard study reveals Fourth of July celebrations tend to turn school children into political conservatives. Reaction was swift. The Teachers Union was horrified to learn that it only takes a fireworks show and a patriotic speech to undo two hundred-seventy days of public school education.

The University of California and Cal State system will no longer use a student's SAT test score as a criterion for admissions. They will probably replace the SAT with essay questions like this one. If we divide one hundred-seventy genders by white supremacy how much climate change do we have?

Nancy Pelosi stood in front of the beloved statue of comedian Will Rogers in Statuary Hall in the U.S. Capitol and announced that the House passed a ban on all statues associated with the Confederacy. She was totally oblivious that Will was born Colonel William Penn Adair Rogers, named after his father's Confederate commander in Arkansas. It's the kind of joke Will would've told.

The Weather Channel reported a freak weather system struck Virginia last week causing two tornadoes to sweep into Washington DC. The two twisters uprooted trees at the National Mall and momentarily headed toward the Capitol. The FBI is now investigating God for insurrectionist ties.

President Biden defended his crackdown-on-guns policy and argued that the 2nd Amendment has always had limitations, and then issued a personal challenge to gun rights advocates. Joe stated that if you want to come after him, you'd better bring nukes and F-15s. Or, we might add, stairs.

President Biden said Tuesday federal vaccination efforts will include going door to door to get people their Covid shot. Within weeks, you could answer the doorbell to see two people standing on your front porch asking you one question. Have you accepted Dr. Fauci as your Lord and Savior?

Donald Trump announced Tuesday that he has filed a class-action lawsuit against Facebook, Twitter and Google for censoring and canceling him and other conservatives. Social media must also be censoring Democrats. Biden hasn't seen one post on social media saying what a great job he's doing.

President Biden enjoyed his trips to the Midwest last week where Joe could just be Joe. While in Michigan Biden, responding to a question from an ice cream store clerk, looked at his notes and said he's not sure if Russia is behind the cyber-hacking. The clerk had asked if he wanted a bag.

The National Education Association Friday stood by its decision to teach Critical Race Theory to schoolchildren beginning in kindergarten. And the first thing the teachers teach kindergarteners is the magic word that they must say to get what they want from others. That word of course, is racist.

Donald Trump filed a lawsuit against Google, Facebook and Twitter for canceling him and other Americans. They banned Trump for questioning the election. Recently more concerns about election integrity were raised when Joe Biden received eighty million votes for New York Mayor.

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Re: Today's Toons 7/19/21
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2021, 11:20:35 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 7/19/21
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2021, 01:26:38 pm »
Thanks for the Toons and Extras, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/19/21
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2021, 02:37:54 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 7/19/21
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2021, 02:38:19 pm »
Thanks for the Toons and Extras, Pookie!!!

My pleasure, CL!

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Re: Today's Toons 7/19/21
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2021, 02:52:30 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/19/21
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2021, 02:56:55 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, as always, Jimino!

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Re: Today's Toons 7/19/21
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2021, 03:28:38 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 7/19/21
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2021, 03:33:37 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 7/19/21
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2021, 03:39:46 pm »
G'day, Pookie!!!

Mornin', Ricebug!

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Re: Today's Toons 7/19/21
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2021, 11:22:32 pm »
Thanks, pookie! (Still catching up)
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 7/19/21
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2021, 11:44:49 pm »
Thanks, pookie! (Still catching up)

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!