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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

McAfee antivirus software founder John McAfee was found hanged in his Spanish jail cell by apparent suicide Tuesday. He had a foundational knowledge of computers, e-mail security and knowledge of hacking. So the question is, how much dirt did John McAfee have on the Clintons?

Japan's Emperor expressed worry over the Covid danger of tourists to Japan for the Olympics to enjoy the nation's culture. Tokyo is the site of the Meguro Parasitological Museum, the only museum in the world tasked to the study of parasites. They should move this museum to Washington.

The Detroit Daily News reported that Juneteenth celebrations in Detroit last weekend turned violent. It detracts from the holiday's importance of slavery emancipation. Conversely, white people celebrated a combined Juneteenth and Father's Day by freeing Britney Spears from her father.

Paul Mooney was honored in a memorial in Hollywood Wednesday. He was an outrageously funny black comic who if alive would lacerate the venality of today's protestors. BLM raised ninety million dollars last year but the only place you can see where any of the money was used is on Zillow.

Portland police complained on Fox News of no prosecution against the rioters who have been marauding, looting and burning the city's downtown area. However it's starting to backfire on the lawless mobs. With all the statues torn down, the pigeons are now forced to poop on the protestors.

President Biden gave a nationwide speech Wednesday in which he vowed to crack down on gun proliferation. I thought Joe made a political mistake when he announced he was going after the ghost guns. It could infuriate the three million ghosts who voted unanimously for him last November.

Attorney General Merrick Garland announced the Biden Administration's Justice Department will sue Georgia over its new law that restricts mail-in ballots. A friend of mine in Pennsylvania just found out his Mom and Dad voted for Biden. He is so angry he's never visiting their graves again.

President Biden raised his eyebrows and broke into a spooky whisper at his press conference Thursday while he was taking credit for the Infrastructure Bill three hours before he refused to sign it. He's so much fun. Biden hasn't lost all his marbles, but there's definitely a hole in the bag.

Kamala Harris flew to El Paso, which is seven hundred fifty miles from the border crossings in South Texas. She set up shop at El Paso International Airport. Kamala did visit the airport On the Border Cantina and Grill where she saw numerous Hispanics crossing themselves before they ate.

President Biden broke into weird stage whispers into the microphone at his White House press conference last Thursday. He then stared at the reporters for thirty seconds until he could regain his train of thought. There is a personality cult forming around Joe Biden called Blank Looks Matter.

San Francisco was sent a special task force from Washington to try to deal with the homeless debacle. Their streets are so littered with human waste that the locals are trying to make it chic to smell that way. Cartier's on Nob Hill just introduced a new fragrance called Chanel Number Two.

-- Argus Hamilton


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Smokin Joe:
Thanks, pookie! (and Happy Birthday!)

Polly Ticks:
Thanks, Pookie.

Jimino:
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the Monday toons! They make Monday tolerable.☺

niobe527:
good morning pookie

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