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Today's Toons 7/5/21
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Geneva hosted a summit between KGB-trained Vladimir Putin who controls half of the world and what's left of Joe Biden who controls the other half. The same day, NASA warned that a hazardous asteroid was passing close by the Earth. At this point it's hard to tell whether to root it for or against it.

President Biden ended a presser in Brussels Monday by performing a chilling whisper into the microphone in mock anger over a tough question, but Joe's delivery was excellent. Biden stayed active on TV during the Trump administration. Every week he played the deceased on CSI: Delaware.

TV reporter Chris Sign who uncovered the secret meeting between Bill Clinton and Attorney General Loretta Lynch during Hillary's email probe and presidential run may have committed suicide. The story really hurt her 2016 campaign. The five-year lapse indicates Hillary's moving a bit slower at 73.

President Biden signed a bill into law Thursday designating Friday a new nationwide holiday called Juneteenth. You can't make it up. Democrats continue to insist Joe Biden has no cognitive damage as he proclaims a holiday honoring the day Republicans finished freeing the slaves.

The Pentagon came under heavy GOP congressional fire because of troops being forced to undergo critical race theory propaganda and gender re-education. But it's not likely to defeat any enemy. The latest U.S. military recruiting ad invites you to enlist in the Few, the Proud, the Maureens.

Geneva hosted the summit between President Biden and Vladimir Putin on Wednesday where they discussed cyber-security, arms control and human rights. Afterwards, Biden declared the meeting with Putin a success. Hunter now has a seven-figure a job on the board of Putin Oil and Gas.

President Biden at the Geneva summit presented Vladimir Putin with a list of sixteen specific U.S. targets that we don't want Russia to hack for all the damage it would cause. Is that clear? And don't attack Pearl Harbor on Sunday morning when all the ships are there, especially while we're sleeping.

Russian President Vladimir Putin offered to buy Hunter Biden's first two pieces of art when his work goes on sale in a New York art gallery in September. You can imagine the offer. Hunter's first piece of art is titled Permission to Build a Pipeline and the second piece is called Permission Granted.

President Biden went blank for forty seconds while hosting an EU leaders roundtable meeting in Brussels Monday. It's starting to affect his poll numbers. Nowadays when parents tell their kids they could grow up to be president, it's a threat to get them to eat their vegetables, or become one.

President Biden got very testy with reporters covering his summit with Russia's Vladimir Putin in Switzerland Wednesday. He tried the best he could to stay on message. Before boarding Air Force One, President Biden addressed the media and touted the airplane stairs as a worthy adversary.

Kamala Harris cooked up a banquet Tuesday for all twenty-four female U.S. senators Tuesday at the vice president's residence at the Naval Observatory in suburban Maryland. Kamala remains committed to doing everything she can do to solve the border crisis. I believe she served Mexican food.

Jon Stewart destroyed the Wuhan bat theory in a hilarious bit on Stephen Colbert. It left Stephen steaming and snarling in a Fauci-cult pout. The two biggest casualties of the Trump presidency were the comedians we lost to political commentary and the political commentators we lost to comedy.

Las Vegas Raiders star defensive end Carl Nassib made history Wednesday when he came out of the closet as the first active National Football League player to disclose he's gay. Displaying courage like that can help inspire others. In a related story, a figure skater just admitted he's straight.

-- Argus Hamilton

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Re: Today's Toons 7/5/21
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2021, 09:04:15 am »
Thanks, Pookie!  Lots of great stuff today!

BTW...playing a lot of golf lately, huh?    :laugh: 
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Re: Today's Toons 7/5/21
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2021, 10:28:43 am »
Thanks, pookie! :patriot:
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Re: Today's Toons 7/5/21
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2021, 01:36:07 pm »
Quote from: DCPatriot on July 05, 2021, 09:04:15 am
Thanks, Pookie!  Lots of great stuff today!

BTW...playing a lot of golf lately, huh?    :laugh:

You're welcome & glad you liked 'em, DCPatriot!

Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays...weather permitting...
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Re: Today's Toons 7/5/21
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2021, 01:36:36 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on July 05, 2021, 10:28:43 am
Thanks, pookie! :patriot:

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/5/21
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2021, 02:55:18 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 7/5/21
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Re: Today's Toons 7/5/21
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2021, 03:46:24 pm »
Happy Fifth of July, Pookie!  Thanks for all the Toons and Argus Extras!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/5/21
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2021, 04:01:02 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on July 05, 2021, 03:46:24 pm
Happy Fifth of July, Pookie!  Thanks for all the Toons and Argus Extras!!!

You're welcome, as always, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/5/21
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2021, 08:29:04 pm »
G'day, Pookie!!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/5/21
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Re: Today's Toons 7/5/21
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2021, 12:33:33 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 7/5/21
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2021, 01:13:20 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on July 06, 2021, 12:33:33 pm
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, as ever, Polly Ticks!
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