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Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Government
« on: June 24, 2021, 03:43:58 pm »
Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Government

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-starts-stocking-up-on-f-15s-after-biden-says-youll-need-them-to-overthrow-the-government

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U.S.—The nation scrambled to buy F-15s and nuclear weapons after President Biden said in a speech Wednesday that you'll never beat a government unless you have the fighter jets and intercontinental ballistic missiles.

All over the nation, American citizens were seen parking their brand-new F-15s in their driveways and garages. Some wealthier Americans purchased the F-22, while less fortunate citizens were forced to buy the F-35 joint fighter. ...

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Re: Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Governme
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2021, 03:56:27 pm »
 :silly:. Love it.   However...Snopes tagged this as false. ////00000////
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Re: Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Governme
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2021, 05:41:40 pm »
Hey, that is my neighbor in his driveway.
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Re: Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Governme
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2021, 06:44:33 am »
I can't speak for anyone else,but I bought two just last week.
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Re: Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Governme
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2021, 11:09:44 am »
Munitions hoarding is gonna be a problem.
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Re: Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Governme
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2021, 03:23:30 pm »
Quote from: Lando Lincoln on June 25, 2021, 11:09:44 am
Munitions hoarding is gonna be a problem.

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They do burn through it quickly.

Which is an excellent reason to not try to take it from them.
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Re: Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Governme
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2021, 07:04:00 pm »
Damnit! I don't have a driveway and the damn things won't fit in my parking spot :crying: I guess I will have to be happy with my howitzer.
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Re: Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Governme
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2021, 10:35:12 pm »
Who needs an F-15 when you've got this downstairs:
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Re: Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Governme
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2021, 12:21:57 am »
Quote from: Fishrrman on June 25, 2021, 10:35:12 pm
Who needs an F-15 when you've got this downstairs:


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People who want to successfully attack the enemy without glowing in the dark?

There will NEVER be such a thing as a nuclear hand grenade.
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Re: Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Governme
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2021, 12:42:43 am »
Quote from: GtHawk on June 25, 2021, 07:04:00 pm
Damnit! I don't have a driveway and the damn things won't fit in my parking spot :crying: I guess I will have to be happy with my howitzer.

You think you got it bad? What do you think a lift kit costs for one of them? You never see a F-15 lifted with 37s on em... which is what it would take to get it up the road to the holler. Hell, Do they even make a 4WD kit? I don't think so...  :shrug:
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Re: Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Governme
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2021, 01:16:11 am »
Quote from: roamer_1 on June 26, 2021, 12:42:43 am
You think you got it bad? What do you think a lift kit costs for one of them? You never see a F-15 lifted with 37s on em... which is what it would take to get it up the road to the holler. Hell, Do they even make a 4WD kit? I don't think so...  :shrug:
Twoul'd look awesome though :pondering:
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Re: Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Governme
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2021, 01:56:00 am »
Quote from: roamer_1 on June 26, 2021, 12:42:43 am
You think you got it bad? What do you think a lift kit costs for one of them? You never see a F-15 lifted with 37s on em... which is what it would take to get it up the road to the holler. Hell, Do they even make a 4WD kit? I don't think so...  :shrug:

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Not to worry. They have an awesome lift kit that is hidden called an "afterburner". The lift is beyond awesome when that thing kicks in.
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Re: Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Governme
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2021, 02:07:24 am »
Quote from: sneakypete on June 26, 2021, 12:21:57 am
@Fishrrman

People who want to successfully attack the enemy without glowing in the dark?

There will NEVER be such a thing as a nuclear hand grenade.

Maybe not something as small as a hand grenade. I've got a friend that was trained to carry a nuclear backpack. I'll ask if he happened to pilfer one.
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Re: Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Governme
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2021, 05:53:04 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on June 26, 2021, 01:56:00 am
@roamer_1

Not to worry. They have an awesome lift kit that is hidden called an "afterburner". The lift is beyond awesome when that thing kicks in.

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Re: Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Governme
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2021, 05:10:48 pm »
No state has a law requiring dogs to have a permit to open carry.

Get an English Mastiff. It can carry a rifle. It can tow a cannon, in case you need artillery.

In the Revolutionary War, General Knox was renowned for his ability to move cannons across rough terrain. When Washington arrived at Yorktown, Knox had cannons for him.

Biden threatened us with F-15s, so we have to have F-15s.

Biden said you need nukes to resist the federal government, so we should all get nukes.

In 1776, the English Army came to Lexington to take away American's guns. Americans said no and the English opened fire, with the shot heard around the world.

The government will come for your guns and it will come for your gold. Bury your gold in the ground.

You can make a nuclear hand grenade with Californium-252, which has a critical mass of 2.7 kg and a critical diameter of 6.9 cm.

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Re: Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Governme
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2021, 05:19:58 pm »
For sale:
1992 McDonnell Douglas F-15 Strike Eagle. Garage kept. Top speed 1875 MPH but I never had her over 1100 MPH. 750 gallon capacity fuel tank but I will throw in 6 gallon external marine fuel cell for the right money. A lot of upgrades...... Bluetooth stereo with hands free calling, Onstar, Weather Tech floor mats (front and rear), I have an extended warranty that is transferable (so you don’t have to worry about getting those annoying phone calls). Asking $13,000,000 OBO. No low ballers. Will trade for 6 sheets of 3/4” plywood and 15 4x2 lumber …
Serious inquiries only.

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Re: Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Governme
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2021, 06:03:04 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on June 28, 2021, 05:19:58 pm
For sale:
1992 McDonnell Douglas F-15 Strike Eagle. Garage kept. Top speed 1875 MPH but I never had her over 1100 MPH. 750 gallon capacity fuel tank but I will throw in 6 gallon external marine fuel cell for the right money. A lot of upgrades...... Bluetooth stereo with hands free calling, Onstar, Weather Tech floor mats (front and rear), I have an extended warranty that is transferable (so you don’t have to worry about getting those annoying phone calls). Asking $13,000,000 OBO. No low ballers. Will trade for 6 sheets of 3/4” plywood and 15 4x2 lumber …
Serious inquiries only.



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Re: Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Governme
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2021, 07:18:09 pm »
Pretty soon the Rats will pass legislation to register F-15s and a 30-day "Cooling off" period.
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