Had a girl (friend), very Christian 35yrs old.
When she went to bed (with me)...she was girded for war.
Kept telling her to relax. You don't need to wear anything. (wrong thing to say to her)
Instead she came to bed fully armed ... robe, yoga pants, knife on her thigh, girdle, panties with a pad, kevlar vest, and a gun.
She wore more clothes to bed than she did going to work.
I think she was trying to tell me something? She was signaling something?
Sex was like opening a Christmas package, and I failed more times than not.