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Re: Are tightie whitey just simply man panties?
« Reply #50 on: June 11, 2021, 11:39:28 pm »
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He was one of the nastiest and most racist SOB's to ever walk upright. I was working as a bodyguard for a security company in Denver in the 70's,and he came into town for some reason,and required bodyguards for ego as well as personal safety reasons.

The boss had dealt with him before,so they sent someone else instead of me. First thing he said when the 2 bodyguards showed up was "Those are my bags,boys. Pick them up and follow me."

He was also fond of calling them names like "cracka","boy",and "honkie".

That story makes me like him even more.  Thanks for posting it. :beer:
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Re: Are tightie whitey just simply man panties?
« Reply #51 on: June 12, 2021, 11:06:30 am »
When in the military
got a hernia exam.
Some young nurse
grabbing my balls
twisting them this way and that
She was under there looking up
I could feel her breath

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but whatever it is, i don't care. Yes! You win! I surrender

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Re: Are tightie whitey just simply man panties?
« Reply #52 on: June 12, 2021, 08:49:54 pm »
Just say no to skivvies.

Wearing underwear, especially tightie whities, can push your boys against your body and raise your testes temperature. There is a reason those bad boys hang outside of the body in a wrinkled sack.  I'm not a doctor but I have had to "turn my head and cough" many times so I know from medical exams that to produce an army of good strong swimmers the seeds need to stay at about 94°F which is a few degrees cooler than the body’s typical temp.

Another advantage I found when I was younger was if your lover reaches down your pants, she hits a home run. Predate tip. No one like sweaddy smelly balls so rub some witch hazel around the batters box.
Some of us more well-endowed will get a nasty rash if we try to go commando.

I need "support" down there. Good underwear is the male equivalent of a bra. It lifts and supports.
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Re: Are tightie whitey just simply man panties?
« Reply #53 on: June 13, 2021, 02:39:56 am »
Some of us more well-endowed will get a nasty rash if we try to go commando.

I need "support" down there. Good underwear is the male equivalent of a bra. It lifts and supports.

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I'm sorry to hear that. MY stuff didn't need any help getting lifted. Only the "right" inspiration.
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Re: Are tightie whitey just simply man panties?
« Reply #54 on: June 13, 2021, 02:52:30 am »
The commando thing is correct. I like it sometimes.
But the whole point of underwear is to keep your filthy body away from your clothes.
Until less than a hundred years ago, washing clothes way not a common thing.
The point of underwear was that you could wear the same suit for weeks ...
only changing out the dirty underwear. I don't like racing stripes on my slacks.
Don't want underarm stains on my shirts. Tee shirts are disposable. A $50 dollar white shirt, not so much.
Maybe I am being controversial? I don't know. But I will stick with underwear.
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« Reply #55 on: June 13, 2021, 02:59:13 am »
Tee shirts are disposable. A $50 dollar white shirt, not so much.
Maybe I am being controversial? I don't know.

Yes you are. Who the hell buys 50 dollar shirts?

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But I will stick with underwear.

Yeah... If they're sticking, it's definitely time to change them  :laugh:

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« Reply #56 on: June 13, 2021, 03:21:26 am »
Yes you are. Who the hell buys 50 dollar shirts?
In my life, worked in several Fortune 500 companies.
A 50 dollar shirt was considered to be a 'shmata' to those guys.
I lived in a completely different world than the one you know.
But it was still the same thing, fighting for survival, looking out for predators all the time.
The Corporate world is not so different from the Wild West.
We were all 'on our own'. To live or die was an everyday, every week, every month was a question.
Just like any mountain man. Same thing, only a different world.

« Last Edit: June 13, 2021, 03:25:07 am by 240B »
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: Are tightie whitey just simply man panties?
« Reply #57 on: June 13, 2021, 04:44:46 am »
In my life, worked in several Fortune 500 companies.
A 50 dollar shirt was considered to be a 'shmata' to those guys.
I lived in a completely different world than the one you know.
But it was still the same thing, fighting for survival, looking out for predators all the time.
The Corporate world is not so different from the Wild West.
We were all 'on our own'. To live or die was an everyday, every week, every month was a question.
Just like any mountain man. Same thing, only a different world.

Actually, I know. I have been in Armani a couple times... Never bought the damn thing. Hit town and rent one, make the meeting, and send it back... At the time I was a front guy for a major hotel chain. I went into a town they were looking at and did all the footwork, coming up with 3 packages to present, and they would decide from there... And then I would hook em up with the package they wanted, leaving them anonymous until the end... They got in way cheaper if folks didn't know they were coming to town.

Thankfully that was a short run for me. I decided I am what I am, and went to such things in my natural way - Sh*tkickers or construction boots, and jeans and a t-shirt and a (probably camo) ball cap. Funny thing is, they listened to me better that way. Maybe not putting on airs looked like confidence to them. I don't know, but it worked.

And by the way - No, the woods ain't that cut-throat. No where near. The woods is honest about everything as are the folks that live up in there. If a griz is coming at you, he is honest about it and coming straight at you. Only the cougar is a sneak about it.

Which is why I came back to the woods and away from business. Especially big business. Back-stabbing every chance they get. No offense meant.

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Re: Are tightie whitey just simply man panties?
« Reply #58 on: June 13, 2021, 05:13:32 am »
And by the way - No, the woods ain't that cut-throat. No where near. The woods is honest about everything as are the folks that live up in there. If a griz is coming at you, he is honest about it and coming straight at you. Only the cougar is a sneak about it.

Which is why I came back to the woods and away from business. Especially big business. Back-stabbing every chance they get. No offense meant.

I did OK with the "office BS" when I had the R&D Lab gig for 25 years or so.  Got to be a PITA the last couple years, but by then the job did what I wanted it to:  Let me save up bucks for the Castle.
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Re: Are tightie whitey just simply man panties?
« Reply #59 on: June 13, 2021, 05:19:22 am »
I did OK with the "office BS" when I had the R&D Lab gig for 25 years or so.  Got to be a PITA the last couple years, but by then the job did what I wanted it to:  Let me save up bucks for the Castle.

Well, I did alright too, till I figured out the lie I was living. That is what opened my eyes.  Till then, with the bit in my teeth, I could not see how I was getting screwed. But I can see it now... Never again.

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Re: Are tightie whitey just simply man panties?
« Reply #60 on: June 13, 2021, 07:55:18 am »
It is a true thing
I speak more that three languages.
I swear that I have spoken to a Muslim in Spanish,  and he understood. (which was weird)
But in more common languages I tend to say my thoughts. Told a Mexican guy, "Ani lo entindieno!"
He knew exactly what that meant. I keep replacing words for thoughts in my mind ... and they always understand.
This confuses me.
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: Are tightie whitey just simply man panties?
« Reply #61 on: June 13, 2021, 03:47:13 pm »
It is a true thing
I speak more that three languages.
I swear that I have spoken to a Muslim in Spanish, which really happened, and he understood. (which was weird)
But in more common languages I tend to say my thoughts. Told a Mexican guy, "Ani lo entindieno!"
He knew exactly what that meant. I keep replacing words for thoughts in my mind ... and they always understand.
This confuses me.

And yet paragraphs and proper use of the Enter key still elude you. Fascinating.

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« Reply #62 on: June 13, 2021, 09:08:38 pm »

Said then the lost Arch-Angel, this the seat
That we must change for Heav'n, this mournful gloom
For that celestial light? Be it so, since he
Who now is Sovran can dispose and bid
What shall be right: fardest from him is best
Whom reason hath equald, force hath made supream
Above his equals. Farewel happy Fields
Where Joy for ever dwells: Hail horrours, hail
Infernal world, and thou profoundest Hell
Receive thy new Possessor: One who brings
A mind not to be chang'd by Place or Time.
The mind is its own place, and in it self
Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n.
What matter where, if I be still the same,
And what I should be, all but less then he
Whom Thunder hath made greater? Here at least
We shall be free; th' Almighty hath not built
Here for his envy, will not drive us hence:
Here we may reign secure, and in my choyce
To reign is worth ambition though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell, then serve in Heav'n.

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We should search time for that vaunted 'Enter Key'.
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Smoothed by long fingers,
Asleep ... tired ... or it malingers,
Stretched on the floor, here beside you and me.
Should I, after tea and cakes and ices,
Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis?
But though I have wept and fasted, wept and prayed,
Though I have seen my head (grown slightly bald) brought in upon a platter,
I am no prophet — and here’s no great matter;
I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,
And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,
And in short, I was afraid.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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« Reply #63 on: June 13, 2021, 09:55:21 pm »
And yet paragraphs and proper use of the Enter key still elude you. Fascinat'ing.
'Proper' use of the Enter Key...Is a mystery?
Shall we have a proper tea, and discuss this over tea and heart shaped pink crumpets?
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If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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« Reply #64 on: June 13, 2021, 10:24:29 pm »
When in the military
got a hernia exam.
Some young nurse
grabbing my balls
twisting them this way and that
She was under there looking up
I could feel her breath

OK? Look! I don't know what you are doing
but whatever it is, i don't care. Yes! You win! I surrender
I bought her a diamond ring.
Had to return it.
She did not remember who I was?
Are you patient 10986?
Maybe I saw you once ..but I don't know
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If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: Are tightie whitey just simply man panties?
« Reply #65 on: June 14, 2021, 12:14:36 am »
I bought her a diamond ring.
Had to return it.
She did not remember who I was?
Are you patient 10986?
Maybe I saw you once ..but I don't know

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You should have told her you were the guy she had to use both hands to lift your "boys". THAT would have gotten her attention.
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« Reply #66 on: June 14, 2021, 12:21:31 am »
@240B

You should have told her you were the guy she had to use both hands to lift your "boys". THAT would have gotten her attention.

only if it were true.  :silly:

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« Reply #67 on: June 14, 2021, 12:28:12 am »
I do not want to continue this discussion.
What I said is true, I could never make it up ever.
I am not that creative.
That was a long time ago. When I was 20.
But, it was fun. If i knew the nurses did that ...
i would have been in the clinic every single day.
my balls hurt .... back then maybe, not so much anymore.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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« Reply #68 on: June 14, 2021, 02:59:53 am »
'Proper' use of the Enter Key...Is a mystery?
Shall we have a proper tea, and discuss this over tea and heart shaped pink crumpets?

Please don't take offense, I just find it interesting that you and one other member here break up every sentence into multiple lines. Is it a habit you developed typing on a 3270 terminal?

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« Reply #69 on: June 14, 2021, 06:59:53 am »
Please don't take offense, I just find it interesting that you and one other member here break up every sentence into multiple lines. Is it a habit you developed typing on a 3270 terminal?
No offense taken at all.
I simply write in the style of my time.
The 1500s. to 1700s.
If you have something to say?
Then say it!
Otherwise you are just wasting my time.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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« Reply #70 on: June 14, 2021, 06:27:17 pm »
No offense taken at all.
I simply write in the style of my time.
The 1500s. to 1700s.
If you have something to say?
Then say it!
Otherwise you are just wasting my time.

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« Reply #71 on: June 14, 2021, 07:14:40 pm »
No offense taken at all.
I simply write in the style of my time.
The 1500s. to 1700s.
If you have something to say?
Then say it!
Otherwise you are just wasting my time.

That's ironic because to me, this entire thread is a bit of a waste. 333cleo 333cleo 333cleo rrthree
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« Reply #72 on: June 14, 2021, 08:29:45 pm »
Has Jeff Toobin responded to our poll. 
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« Reply #73 on: June 14, 2021, 08:32:20 pm »
Has Jeff Toobin responded to our poll.

Yeah but it was too gooey to open.  The pages are all stuck together.
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« Reply #74 on: June 14, 2021, 09:59:31 pm »
Yeah but it was too gooey to open.  The pages are all stuck together.

He said it was hand sanitizer....
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