So this woman gets pulled over for speeding.
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you. Can I see your license?
Woman: License? I don't have one cuz they took It from me for DWI.
Officer: No license? Ok, how about your registration and proof on insurance?
Woman: Nope, I don't have that either. In fact, I stole this car, it's not even mine.
Officer: Stole the car? From who?
Woman: Beats me, all I know is I hacked him into bits and threw him in the trunk.
The officer then backs up slowly from the car, calls for back up, and awaits help. Within minutes 5 police cars surround the vehicle as a senior officer approaches the woman.
Senior officer: Ma'am, would you please step out of the car?
Woman: Certainly officer, what is this about?
Senior officer: Can I see your license?
Woman: Sure officer, here it is.
Senior Officer: Ok, what about registration and proof of insurance.
Woman: Sure, I have that as well, here It is.
Senior officer: (Looking puzzled): O......k.. ......how about opening the trunk.
The woman opens the trunk that reveals it to be empty.
Senior Officer: Well that's odd. This other officer claims that you had no license, stole this car, and hacked up a body and threw it in the trunk.
Woman: What a lying bastard, I bet he even said I was speeding.