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« Reply #175 on: July 26, 2021, 09:22:01 pm »

Only 10% will understand this joke.
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« Reply #176 on: July 26, 2021, 11:40:34 pm »
Quote from: 240B on July 26, 2021, 09:22:01 pm

Only 10% will understand this joke.

Or Wilt Chamberlain.
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« Reply #177 on: July 27, 2021, 08:03:33 pm »
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« Reply #178 on: July 27, 2021, 08:30:47 pm »
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« Reply #179 on: July 28, 2021, 03:41:35 pm »
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« Reply #180 on: July 28, 2021, 08:01:33 pm »
« Last Edit: July 28, 2021, 08:09:09 pm by corbe »
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« Reply #181 on: July 28, 2021, 08:05:29 pm »
Quote from: corbe on July 28, 2021, 08:01:33 pm

URLs with ... in the middle don't show up... :shrug:
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« Reply #182 on: July 28, 2021, 08:10:23 pm »
   Thanks for the Heads Up @Smokin Joe

    Edited it to .JPG from the original source.
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« Reply #183 on: July 28, 2021, 08:15:53 pm »
Quote from: corbe on July 28, 2021, 08:10:23 pm
   Thanks for the Heads Up @Smokin Joe

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Thanks! Now I can see it!

I'm think of a word that begins with the letter after 'B'... :silly:
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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« Reply #184 on: July 28, 2021, 08:29:36 pm »
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« Reply #185 on: July 28, 2021, 09:01:48 pm »
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Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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« Reply #186 on: July 29, 2021, 08:47:50 pm »
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« Reply #187 on: July 30, 2021, 12:19:12 am »
Quote from: corbe on July 29, 2021, 08:47:50 pm



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YIKES! How many hands and fingers does the guy with the fat girl have?
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« Reply #188 on: July 30, 2021, 09:18:21 pm »
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« Reply #189 on: July 30, 2021, 09:35:23 pm »
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« Reply #190 on: July 30, 2021, 09:38:17 pm »
Quote from: corbe on July 30, 2021, 09:35:23 pm


Indeed.  How many jabs does it take to prevent getting the virus?  How do paper or cloth masks actually work to prevent transmitting or getting the virus?
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« Reply #191 on: July 31, 2021, 05:40:06 pm »
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« Reply #192 on: July 31, 2021, 05:53:06 pm »
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« Reply #193 on: July 31, 2021, 06:10:11 pm »
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« Reply #194 on: July 31, 2021, 06:19:05 pm »
Quote from: corbe on July 31, 2021, 06:10:11 pm


@corbe

Have you tried playing it at a faster speed?
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« Reply #195 on: August 02, 2021, 02:40:50 am »
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« Reply #196 on: August 02, 2021, 03:05:37 am »
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« Reply #197 on: August 02, 2021, 06:14:32 am »
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« Reply #198 on: August 02, 2021, 08:43:13 am »
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« Reply #199 on: August 04, 2021, 04:04:06 pm »
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