MEDICARE "PLAN G-1"
- Nursing Home Plan
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government
says there is no Nursing Home care available for you.
So, what do you do? You opt for "Medicare Plan G-1"!!! The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (
Plan G) and one bullet.
You are allowed to shoot yourself, OR one worthless politician.
This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you'll receive three meals a day, a
roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library,and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip,
knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you about as often as they do now!
Who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you
to go into a nursing home. As an added bonus you will get rid of a useless politician while you are
at it.
And, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what?