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« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2021, 05:11:24 pm »
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« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2021, 08:46:29 pm »
Quote from: thackney on June 02, 2021, 04:42:07 pm
Today is day three...

We haven't heard from him yet, @thackney.
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« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2021, 09:05:17 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on June 02, 2021, 08:46:29 pm
We haven't heard from him yet, @thackney.

Thinking positive thoughts.
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« Reply #28 on: June 04, 2021, 07:48:12 pm »
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« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2021, 08:39:00 pm »
Quote from: corbe on June 04, 2021, 07:48:12 pm


That looks suspiciously like my wife's bathroom sink. (Right, gentlemen?)

I don't even want to discuss the shower.
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« Reply #30 on: June 04, 2021, 09:01:15 pm »
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« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2021, 12:09:10 am »
Quote from: thackney on June 02, 2021, 04:42:07 pm
Today is day three...

@thackney

AND......I'm back.

And in desperate need of some humor.
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« Reply #32 on: June 05, 2021, 12:45:06 am »
Quote from: sneakypete on June 05, 2021, 12:09:10 am
@thackney

AND......I'm back.

And in desperate need of some humor.

We have been worried about you...
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« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2021, 12:51:41 am »
Quote from: mystery-ak on June 05, 2021, 12:45:06 am
We have been worried about you...

Yes, we have!
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« Reply #34 on: June 05, 2021, 01:20:32 am »
Quote from: sneakypete on June 05, 2021, 12:09:10 am
@thackney

AND......I'm back.

And in desperate need of some humor.

@sneakypete

Luv ya, buddy!    :beer:
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« Reply #35 on: June 05, 2021, 02:03:16 am »
Quote from: sneakypete on June 05, 2021, 12:09:10 am
@thackney

AND......I'm back.

And in desperate need of some humor.

Welcome back, @sneakypete . Glad you made it back OK.

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« Reply #36 on: June 05, 2021, 02:08:01 am »
My girlfriend who can't eat fries because they make her fat ...
ATE ALL MY FRIES!
Should I order you some?
NO! I can't have fries ...
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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« Reply #37 on: June 05, 2021, 12:48:06 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on June 05, 2021, 12:09:10 am
@thackney

AND......I'm back.

And in desperate need of some humor.

Desperate humor I got

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« Reply #38 on: June 05, 2021, 01:05:51 pm »
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« Reply #39 on: June 05, 2021, 01:12:21 pm »
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« Reply #40 on: June 05, 2021, 01:23:11 pm »
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« Reply #41 on: June 05, 2021, 06:57:36 pm »
Quote from: thackney on June 05, 2021, 12:48:06 pm
Desperate humor I got



@thackney

DAYUM! You would think that I would have noticed something that obvious,wouldn't you?
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« Reply #42 on: June 05, 2021, 06:59:42 pm »
Quote from: corbe on June 05, 2021, 01:05:51 pm


@corbe

THAT one should come accompanied with "WARNING,DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!" in the biggest and reddest fonts available.

As a wise man once noted "Ah pity the fool!!"
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« Reply #43 on: June 05, 2021, 07:09:39 pm »
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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« Reply #44 on: June 05, 2021, 07:20:39 pm »
Quote from: 240B on June 05, 2021, 07:09:39 pm


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« Reply #45 on: June 05, 2021, 09:50:31 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on June 05, 2021, 07:20:39 pm
@240B
And most important of all,an off-shore bank account to accept donations.
I call these people and the Pope "super-Atheists".
They don't just 'not believe in God'.
They make God their bitch.
You really have to have no fear of anything to walk the road they live on.
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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« Reply #46 on: June 06, 2021, 05:52:53 am »
Quote from: corbe on June 04, 2021, 09:01:15 pm

Dark forces lurk in computers, even 'dumb' ones...who says it was an accident?
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« Reply #48 on: June 09, 2021, 01:18:17 am »
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« Reply #49 on: June 09, 2021, 01:29:50 pm »
A biden favorite:

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