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Re: Humor/Jokes
« Reply #100 on: July 01, 2021, 03:41:21 pm »
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« Reply #101 on: July 01, 2021, 06:52:57 pm »
Quote from: DCPatriot on July 01, 2021, 03:25:32 pm
Nancy Pelosi was visiting a primary school in Tampa and visited a grade four class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked Mrs. Pelosi if she would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious Democrat asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Pelosi , "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Pelosi .
"That's what we would call great loss."

The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Pelosi searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.

In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Pelosi , "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss ... and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be an accident either!" The teacher left the room
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« Reply #102 on: July 01, 2021, 08:41:49 pm »
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« Reply #103 on: July 01, 2021, 10:59:35 pm »
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« Reply #104 on: July 02, 2021, 12:12:24 am »
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« Reply #105 on: July 02, 2021, 12:16:34 am »
Quote from: corbe on July 02, 2021, 12:12:24 am


@corbe
 

Smart move! Let us know how it works out for you,ok?
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« Reply #106 on: July 02, 2021, 09:18:42 am »
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Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Humor/Jokes
« Reply #107 on: July 03, 2021, 11:13:38 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on July 02, 2021, 09:18:42 am
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« Reply #108 on: July 03, 2021, 01:06:04 pm »
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« Reply #109 on: July 05, 2021, 07:27:59 pm »
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« Reply #110 on: July 05, 2021, 07:31:30 pm »
Quote from: corbe on July 05, 2021, 07:27:59 pm


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I gotta admit,that one actually had me laughing!
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« Reply #111 on: July 05, 2021, 08:32:23 pm »
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« Reply #112 on: July 05, 2021, 09:27:12 pm »
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Romans 12:16-21

Live in harmony with one another; do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly, do not claim to be wiser than you are.  Do not repay anyone evil for evil, but take thought for what is noble in the sight of all.  If it is possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all…do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.

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« Reply #113 on: July 07, 2021, 04:47:51 pm »
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« Reply #114 on: July 07, 2021, 04:52:43 pm »
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« Reply #115 on: July 07, 2021, 05:35:06 pm »
Quote from: corbe on July 07, 2021, 04:52:43 pm


@corbe

Yah got me again! I may have to stop visiting this thread if my breath gets any shorter. Laughing takes too much out of me.
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« Reply #116 on: July 07, 2021, 08:03:12 pm »
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« Reply #117 on: July 08, 2021, 05:19:04 pm »
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« Reply #118 on: July 08, 2021, 05:27:26 pm »
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« Reply #119 on: July 08, 2021, 08:30:27 pm »
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« Reply #120 on: July 08, 2021, 08:41:18 pm »
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« Reply #121 on: July 08, 2021, 09:24:24 pm »
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« Reply #122 on: July 08, 2021, 09:26:37 pm »
Quote from: corbe on July 08, 2021, 05:27:26 pm


@corbe

LOL!

Where do you get all this stuff from?
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« Reply #123 on: July 08, 2021, 09:31:51 pm »
Quote from: corbe on July 08, 2021, 09:24:24 pm


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« Reply #124 on: July 08, 2021, 09:42:21 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on July 08, 2021, 09:26:37 pm
@corbe

LOL!

Where do you get all this stuff from?

   Mainly from Al Gores' Internet. 
   9GaG and The New Americanist are my primary sources and they are very addictive, just like TBR.

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