Best COVID joke I heard recently:
'In other news, the CDC reported that COVID deaths passed 500,000 for the first time.
There were some positives in the numbers however, as the CDC also said that deaths from cancer, heart attacks, diabetes, strokes, auto wrecks, train derailments, plane crashes, earthquakes, tornados, hurricanes, falls, gunshots, drownings, snake bites, and hammers are at the lowest levels ever recorded...'