Democrats Take Unusual Step to Help Them Cope With Maskless Future — Babylon Bee Style
By Mike Miller | May 18, 2021 9:00 AM ET
As I recently wrote on RedState, imagine the shock and horror on the left upon learning that the CDC had announced that “anyone who is fully vaccinated can participate in indoor and outdoor activities, large or small, without wearing a mask or physical distancing.”
For many of these poor wretched souls, the life they had come to know and love came crashing down with a sudden and unexpected thud. The only question remaining was — “science” — how they were going to cope with life in the brave new maskless world.
Think about it.
There they were, sailing along atop the mask mandate world, with Anthony Fauci — the hood ornament of the Democrat COVID Clown Car — forever telling them what to do and loving every silly minute of it — and BOOM. Goodbye political expediency, hello reality.
Now what? What does a good liberal do after his, her, xe, hir, hym or cos world is no more?
Welp, thanks to a crack report from The Babylon Bee — the best satire site in the universe — we have the answer. To help them cope with the depth of their sudden loss, many Democrats are turning to baby pacifiers to help wean themselves off masks.
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1394319463324000266more
https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2021/05/18/democrats-take-unusual-step-to-help-them-cope-with-maskless-future-babylon-bee-style-n382185
