Eight Warning Signs You Might Be Sharing Office Space With Terrorists

[PeteS in CA]

Eight Warning Signs You Might Be Sharing Office Space With Terrorists

https://babylonbee.com/news/eight-warning-signs-you-might-be-sharing-office-space-with-terrorists

1. You notice suicide vests hanging on the coat rack. - This could be a hint.

2. The tenants upstairs are constantly disrupting things with their loud footsteps and their rocket launches off the roof. - Upstairs tenants are the worst!

3. You hear cries of "ALLAHU AKBAR!" whenever someone empties the coffee pot and doesn't bother to make another batch. - Accompanied by firing an AK-47 into the air.
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5. They only play CNN in the lobby. - The surest sign something is up.

Number 5, especially!