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The totalitarian Blue States my cancel all fireworks [...]
Can't do that here. First of all, like anything else, we have fireworks held in reserve. Not a lot, maybe five hundred bucks worth between all the houses, but we've got em already.
Secondly, if fireworks are banned from sale, it's fifty miles to the Reservation, WHere you can buy any fireworks you want (to include M80s and the like), so all they could do is force people to make the drive, which they WILL do.
And lastly, with hundreds of houses lighting em off, they can't bust everyone.