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Maricopa woman finds tires slashed and a severed finger in her driveway

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Smokin Joe:
Well, they should be able to get a fingerprint, not to mention DNA... :silly:

Cyber Liberty:

--- Quote from: Wingnut on April 17, 2021, 03:35:50 PM ---The guy might have a future career as a HS Shop teacher.  Everyone of my old ones were missing a digit or two.  Usually from a tragic bandsaw accident!  At least that is what they said.  Sounds better than saying "Uh Mah Filet knife slipped"

--- End quote ---

Also better than "I cut my finger off slashing tires."

Wingnut:
UPDATE:  They caught the guy

https://www.pinalcentral.com/maricopa_monitor/news/owner-of-maricopa-severed-finger-identified-arrested/article_081767f3-35ef-5f3b-ad3d-5f20a0410e48.html


MARICOPA — A man who allegedly severed his finger while attempting to puncture the car tires of a neighbor after a dispute has been located and arrested.

Maricopa Police spokesman Hal Koozer confirmed that officers arrested Kevin Johnson and identified him as the owner of the finger found lying on the driveway by neighbor Francesca Wikoff the morning of April 15.

Johnson was allegedly angry over a dispute that occurred the previous night at a neighborly get-together, where he reportedly pushed and threatened Wikoff and her husband and was asked to leave.

Johnson was charged with criminal damage, assault, threatening and intimidating, and disorderly conduct stemming from both the slashed tires and the previous night’s disagreement.

mountaineer:
Cutting off your finger to spite your ... wait, whut?

Smokin Joe:

--- Quote from: Wingnut on April 27, 2021, 02:45:00 PM ---UPDATE:  They caught the guy

https://www.pinalcentral.com/maricopa_monitor/news/owner-of-maricopa-severed-finger-identified-arrested/article_081767f3-35ef-5f3b-ad3d-5f20a0410e48.html


MARICOPA — A man who allegedly severed his finger while attempting to puncture the car tires of a neighbor after a dispute has been located and arrested.

Maricopa Police spokesman Hal Koozer confirmed that officers arrested Kevin Johnson and identified him as the owner of the finger found lying on the driveway by neighbor Francesca Wikoff the morning of April 15.

Johnson was allegedly angry over a dispute that occurred the previous night at a neighborly get-together, where he reportedly pushed and threatened Wikoff and her husband and was asked to leave.

Johnson was charged with criminal damage, assault, threatening and intimidating, and disorderly conduct stemming from both the slashed tires and the previous night’s disagreement.

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Not a very creative prosecutor if they didn't find a charge for leaving human bits laying around, too.

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