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Today's Toons 4/12/21
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The White House was ripped by Texas officials and Border Patrol officers over the mess made by the administration's Open Border policy Tuesday. It's chaotic. After they found out Biden is giving illegal immigrant refugees asylum and hotel rooms, the DC National Guard applied for asylum.

The White House was the scene of President Biden's first press conference Thursday, covered live by the networks. The media gave him glowing reviews. My overall impression is that the Biden press conference was well staged, but I am not sure they made a wise choice by making it open casket.

Hasbro agreed to create a new Monopoly game that better reflects today's society. It has a new deck of Community Chest cards. They included one card which reads We've Found a Problematic Tweet that You Wrote Twelve Years Ago, Give Up All Your Property and Money and Leave the Game.

Kamala Harris raised eyebrows by agreeing to appear with Bill Clinton at a college conference on Empowering Young Women, but I say they have a case to make. For thirty years, young women have heard nothing but arguments against sex in the workplace. It's high time they heard the rebuttal.

The Senate heard from high tech titans Thursday where Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey apologized for Twitter taking down a Hunter Biden expose in the New York Post. His platform is ruled by a woke mob. If the newspaper was the evolution of the town crier, Twitter is the evolution of the town drunk.

President Biden meandered for an hour during his press conference Thursday, often losing his train of thought. Joe mistook the Irish Sea for the Atlantic and claimed that we have to raise all roads three feet. I'm sorry I didn't take the time to watch Joe but I've only got so many good years left.

President Biden was besieged in his press conference about his legislative priorities and Biden told reporters his job is to simply put one foot in front of the other. He was reading off the wrong canned answer card. Those were the instructions on how to walk up the stairs to board Air Force One.

Congress is debating a bill that would federalize national elections and make it impossible for states to stop mail-in ballots. We had it in California in November but I got confused because I've never done mail-in balloting before. Do you mail back all seven at one time or do you space them out?

President Biden relinquished responsibility for the border crisis to his vice president Thursday amid a West Wing staff shake-up. Last week, five members of the president's staff were fired for smoking pot. They already have one person walking around in a glassy-eyed haze, they don't need six.

President Biden assured dog lovers that his German Shepherds will return to the White House after being sent home to Delaware after a biting incident. Yet Biden's staffers are mystified. Three weeks after Biden's dogs were removed from the White House, somebody is still peeing on the carpets.

Fox News reported border chaos Monday as Cuomo added a ninth accuser and George Floyd rioters warmed up in the bullpen. Gasoline hit five dollars a gallon in L.A. President Biden just signed four new executive orders, extending March Madness into April, May, June and July Madness.

Laugh-In legendary producer George Schlatter is in network talks for a major TV special on the life and TV career of Betty White. She turned ninety-nine in January. Betty White is not just a national treasure, Betty White is the first thing they say on CNN immediately after a mass shooting.

Dr. Seuss publishers had the last laugh on the Cancel Culture Friday when the top-ten selling books on Amazon were Dr. Seuss books. They're more relevant than ever. I went on Amazon last week myself and bought Dr. Seuss's latest book, There is Disorder on the Border by Executive Order.

President Biden got great reviews on his press briefing performance from CNN Thursday. Yet other reporters noted Joe lost his train of thought eight times and he mistook the Irish Sea for the Atlantic. Joe Biden dreamed of being president all his life, it's a shame he couldn't be there to enjoy it.

-- Argus Hamilton


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Re: Today's Toons 4/12/21
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2021, 07:40:13 AM »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 4/12/21
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2021, 07:45:30 AM »
Thank you Pookie

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Re: Today's Toons 4/12/21
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2021, 07:56:42 AM »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 4/12/21
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2021, 08:03:53 AM »
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2021, 09:29:48 AM »
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Nice.  Thanks, Mr. Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 4/12/21
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2021, 10:21:41 AM »
good morning pookie

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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2021, 11:34:33 AM »

Nice.  Thanks, Mr. Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Hoodat!

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« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2021, 11:34:53 AM »
good morning pookie

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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2021, 02:06:50 PM »
G'day, Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 4/12/21
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2021, 02:39:53 AM »
Thanks, pookie!
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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2021, 04:21:33 AM »
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!