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Masters 2021: The return-to-spring Masters drinking game
« on: April 08, 2021, 01:01:01 am »
Masters 2021: The return-to-spring Masters drinking game

Coleman Bentley  12 hrs ago


If it feels like the Masters just happened, well, that's because it did. Just five months ago in fact. But don't let the quick turnaround dampen your enthusiasm: This week, the Masters returns to its RIGHTFUL place on the calendar, and, despite the pollen count, that is cause for celebration. Sure, sure, the November Masters was a nice detour, but this is The Tradition Unlike Any Other just as your God intended it, and if that doesn't call for a drink, then what does?

Sip . . .

- Every time CBS show gratuitous azalea shots.

- Every time there's an eagle.

- Every time the limited fans thing comes up.

- If they mention the potential changes on 13.

- For every ball dunked in Raes Creek.

- For every reference to “ballspeed.”

- Every time you see someone wearing their mask below their nose.

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