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Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple roasted her mom's 'vagina candles'

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Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple roasted her in a new TikTok for Goop, Paltrow's wellness brand.
The 16-year-old humorously narrated Paltrow's morning routine, including her "vagina candles."
Goop captioned the video, "When you get roasted by your gen z daughter."

Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple made fun of her mom's "vagina eggs" in a new TikTok for Paltrow's wellness brand Goop.

In the video, shared to Goop's social media accounts over the weekend, the 16-year-old narrates her famous mother's morning routine.

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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple roasted her mom's 'vagina candles'
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2021, 05:33:13 pm »
   Don't get to use the 'V' word in a post here very often.  Couldn't pass up the opportunity.  wink777
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple roasted her mom's 'vagina candles'
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2021, 05:41:38 pm »
This headline is disturbing on so many levels....
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple roasted her mom's 'vagina candles'
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2021, 05:45:13 pm »
   For those of you Briefers that think my mind is in the sewer, I am currently replacing drainage cast iron pipes , under my house, with PVC.
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple roasted her mom's 'vagina candles'
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2021, 06:31:07 pm »
   Loving the smell of that PVC Glue, though.
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple roasted her mom's 'vagina candles'
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2021, 07:27:00 pm »
   Loving the smell of that PVC Glue, though.

When I was working construction, the plumbers would send a helper to find the plumbers doing the bathrooms to lead them out into fresh air several times a day.

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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple roasted her mom's 'vagina candles'
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2021, 07:28:51 pm »
If my mother had named me "Apple," I'd be more than a little annoyed, too.
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple roasted her mom's 'vagina candles'
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2021, 07:35:14 pm »
   Loving the smell of that PVC Glue, though.


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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple roasted her mom's 'vagina candles'
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2021, 08:13:54 pm »
This, this....is what interests corbe.

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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple roasted her mom's 'vagina candles'
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2021, 08:15:43 pm »
This headline is disturbing on so many levels....


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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple roasted her mom's 'vagina candles'
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2021, 08:42:29 pm »
   Granted @LegalAmerican if I actually had one (not the candle) I probably wouldn't posted this, BUT @Right_in_Virginia let the proverbial cat out of the bag and now all Briefers know I couldn't get laid in a Women's Prison with a handful of pardons so there is always that.
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple roasted her mom's 'vagina candles'
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2021, 08:54:47 pm »
Are grants from the National Endowment for the Arts used to the "candles"?
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple roasted her mom's 'vagina candles'
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2021, 10:33:14 pm »
In a commercial for said vagina candles. Don't read too much into this. It's a publicity stunt.
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