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Today's Toons 2/15/21
« on: February 15, 2021, 06:03:55 AM »


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The White House issued orders last week shutting down all oil drilling on federal lands as well as halting the Keystone Pipeline construction, Thousands were laid off. The Biden Administration is shutting down the oil business so fast my corner gas station will be a pot dispensary by spring break.

President Biden sent Defense and State nominees to the Senate this week with past official ties to dealings with Beijing. The tilt toward China is apparent. However President Biden just created the Made in America Office, and Republicans were quick to shorten its name to the MAO Committee.

President Biden left the press corps cross-eyed Friday while trying to explain his plan for more Covid-19 doses. He was never more closely watched than today. Joe Biden stepped outside the White House this morning and saw that he's still president, and that means six more weeks of comedy.

Governor Andrew Cuomo got caught mixing up Covid deaths in nursing homes with nursing home patients to reduce his overall blame. Under his governorship, New Yorkers are fleeing New York State by the thousands. The good news is, Cuomo was just named Florida's Realtor of the Year.

Joe Biden signed without question more executive orders handed to him by House Democrats Friday but Joe couldn't find his coat pocket to put the signing pens. The FBI has just issued a Silver Alert. There's a 78-year-old man wandering around Washington who thinks he's the president.

The Nobel Committee announced in Stockholm some of the nominees for this year's honors and the list contains a few major surprises. Believe it or not, the Black Lives Matter organization has just been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. All I'm saying is, they'd better win or they'll kill you.

The Weather Channel showed a huge snowstorm struck the Eastern Seaboard on Monday. By midnight, New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania reported receiving 12 to 18 inches of snow. However these are Democratic states so by the next morning the numbers were 24 inches to 36 inches.

The World Health Organization reported Friday that China has had greatly improved success by using an anal swabbing test for Covid rather than nasal swabbing. The anal swabbing is a real challenge for the Chinese health care workers. Morale is pretty low at the drive-thru testing sites.

Governor Cuomo was ridiculed Friday when he tried to blame his state's high Covid death toll last year on Washington. Trump sent Cuomo a surplus of ventilators and a Red Cross ship. When Joe Biden saw the Red Cross on the side of the ship he thought we were being attacked by Switzerland.

The Wall Street Journal reported riots and demonstrations in both Russia and in South Asia this past weekend. On Monday there was a military coup in Burma over claims of election fraud. However Twitter had ruled that there is no evidence of any fraud and that Biden won fair and square.

The New York Times told President Biden to slow down Friday after he signed thirty executive orders bull-rushing the liberal agenda without legislation. He looks happily engaged. Now that we've kept Joe busy signing his name for two weeks, maybe we can move on to shapes and colors.

President Trump's Senate trial will begin despite the Constitution's prohibition of lawmakers putting a private citizen on trial. Social media ruled otherwise. I'm so impressed by the number of people on Facebook who were virus experts a month ago are constitutional scholars today.

Hal Holbrook who played Deep Throat in the classic Watergate movie All the President's Men died Monday. It set today's media tone. When a Republican is president, the White House reporters all want to be Bob Woodward and when a Democrat is president, they all want to be Monica Lewinsky.

Nancy Pelosi demanded more soldiers to guard the Capitol during Trump's Senate trial while thousands of National Guard troops remain stationed in DC. Barricades are up everywhere. Now that Washington is completely fenced in, this would be the perfect time to rename it The National Zoo.

President Biden gave us the first glimpse of a Biden Doctrine foreign policy Tuesday. He's going to be fun. Biden announced sanctions on Burma after a military coup overthrew the government following a crooked election as Biden was gazing out the window at troops guarding the White House.

Kamala Harris's trip to West Virginia to try to pressure Joe Manchin on local TV into voting the party line on leftist legislation backfired. Her ambition is no secret to anybody. On Groundhog Day Kamala Harris stepped outside and saw her shadow and that means six more weeks of Joe Biden.

The Wall Street Journal reports the White House press secretary's office is asking reporters to submit their press briefing questions for Biden ahead of time. No objections have been raised. The White House reporters handle Biden the same way a family helps a three-year-old win at Candy Land.

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Re: Today's Toons 2/15/21
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2021, 08:14:01 AM »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 2/15/21
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2021, 08:16:15 AM »
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Re: Today's Toons 2/15/21
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2021, 08:37:40 AM »
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Re: Today's Toons 2/15/21
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2021, 08:51:24 AM »
Thanks, Pookie.

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Re: Today's Toons 2/15/21
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2021, 10:19:43 AM »
Thanks Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 2/15/21
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2021, 10:22:16 AM »
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Re: Today's Toons 2/15/21
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2021, 04:13:44 PM »
G'day, Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 2/15/21
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2021, 08:19:29 PM »
Thanks, pookie!
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 2/15/21
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2021, 08:46:54 PM »
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!