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Offline mrclose

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NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces
« on: February 12, 2021, 10:34:11 pm »


NOPE .. Not satire!

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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has finally recognized that the masks they’ve had everyone wearing for the better part of a year are largely ineffective because aerosols easily go around the top and sides.

Their latest recommendation is “placing a sleeve made of sheer nylon hosiery material around the neck and pulling it up over either a cloth or medical procedure mask,” or using knots and tucking to fit a mask closely to the face.

They came up with these techniques in experiments with mannequins in a lab and have not tested them on actual humans.

https://en-volve.com/2021/02/12/not-satire-cdc-now-recommending-we-wear-pantyhose-on-our-faces-along-with-facemasks/
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Re: NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2021, 10:57:30 pm »
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Re: NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2021, 11:05:35 pm »
Let's see...face mask, and pantyhose-- nothing like Fauci and the CDC helping someone to rob a bank!
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Re: NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2021, 11:08:16 pm »
These guys have to be getting drunk at night after work just dreaming this stuff up and laughing their asses off, wondering how many poor bastards are gonna be walking around tomorrow looking like an idiot.
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Re: NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2021, 11:19:47 pm »
Uuuuummmm...?
New pantyhose or girlfriend/wife pantyhose?

I just put a stupid paper mask on and then a ski-mask, with sunglasses.
And absolutely yes, I could rob any place I choose like that.
Believe it or not, some banks required customers to remove hats and sunglasses when entering.
Now, they won't serve you unless you look like a serial killer on steroids.

BTW, our 16 year old kids are loving this stuff. Just get uncle Roy's ID and buy anything you want.
How the hell are they going to know who they are carding for beer or whiskey if you look like Jason from Halloween?
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Re: NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2021, 01:07:15 am »
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Re: NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2021, 01:09:53 am »
Maybe they can pass pairs of pantyhose out to illegals as they cross the border. They can be safe from the Covid while they rape & burgle their way across the country.

Yeah I know all of them aren't murderous criminals but I'm not feeling too charitable.
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Re: NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2021, 02:10:14 am »
 *****rollingeyes***** No, the CDC is not recommending wearing pantyhose over masks. *****rollingeyes*****

Here is the CDC document from which the OP article quotes, https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/70/wr/pdfs/mm7007e1-H.pdf . You'll find the quote near the bottom of the second column on the first page. The whole section is describing various experiments to improve mask fit. The CDC document in no way recommends wearing pantyhose over masks.

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Re: NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2021, 02:13:03 am »
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Re: NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2021, 09:49:18 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on February 12, 2021, 11:08:16 pm
These guys have to be getting drunk at night after work just dreaming this stuff up and laughing their asses off, wondering how many poor bastards are gonna be walking around tomorrow looking like an idiot.

So the government is telling us to wear pantyhose on our faces.

Does the woman have to take them off first?
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Re: NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2021, 09:56:42 pm »
Quote from: unite for individuality on February 13, 2021, 09:49:18 pm
So the government is telling us to wear pantyhose on our faces.
...

As I demonstrated in this post, http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,428654.msg2380163.html#msg2380163 , the government is neither telling us to nor recommending that we wear pantyhose on our faces.
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Re: NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2021, 10:53:54 pm »
Well, if it were true, at least I'd be prepared. I have a whole drawerful of pantyhose that I never bothered to throw away after my "dressing up for work" days were over.  I'll mail a pair to anyone who asks.
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