When asked how to order OurPillow, Mike Lindell replied: â€œLook for OurPillow today being distributed at a breadline near you!â€
CHASKA, MNâ€”Mike Lindell, more commonly known as the â€œMyPillow Guy,â€ is making headlines once again with his newest line of pillows. MyPillow is now targeting the socialist demographic with the release of OurPillow.
â€œMyPillow did really well in the Trump era, but now with a new administration, itâ€™s time to try out OurPillow, my comrades!â€ said an exuberant Mike Lindell. â€œAnd we are proud to announce that we are transitioning to overseas factories so every OurPillow will be made 100% in the communist utopia of China!â€
A recent "As Seen On TV" commercial revealed that OurPillow will no longer perfectly adjust to fit individuals, but instead it will conform to the masses. It also boasts a patented, quick-drying, liberal tear absorbing foam. "Itâ€™s guaranteed the most comfortable pillow the State will ever own and let you use!"
said Lindell. https://babylonbee.com/news/mike-lindell-in-an-effort-to-appeal-to-socialists-introduces-our-pillow/