My anal orifice is an O ring.
I don't have a bowel movement in the morning, I have butt nuggets.
Women don't fart, they go poofy.
Instead of a military, we have child killers, as democrats like to say.
The democrat party doesn't have intelligent people, they have low information voters.
Ah well, it all comes back to what the real objective of speech is - like garbazh engineers are still people who pick up trash
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