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Today's Toons 1/11/21
« on: January 11, 2021, 06:10:30 AM »
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The White House acknowledged Monday that the president's Republican supporters will try to pressure Members of the House into not recognizing the vote of the Electoral College when they convene to certify the result. It's not over yet. They just found more votes for Al Gore in Pennsylvania.

Joe Biden mispronounced a cabinet appointee's name Tuesday then he limped offstage calling a Fox News reporter a one-horse pony. Joe is clearly still suffering from his broken foot. Kamala Harris said Biden will be kept comfortable while a discussion evolves about whether to keep him alive.

Politico reported a huge national backlash against all the foreign spending in the Covid relief bill that was passed Monday by a Congress seemingly out of its mind. You know how when you're dead, YOU don't know you're dead but everybody around you does? It's the same when you're stupid.

Congress passed a foreign aid bill masked as Covid relief which spent billions on border walls in the Middle East instead of on restoring the U.S. economy. I totally understand what Congress is trying to say. We know we've ruined your lives, but take this six hundred dollars, and we'll call it even.

The Justice Department filed charges against Zoom for spying for China. It's starting to make sense. I'm not saying China manipulated the election, but everyone in Washington says that Joe Biden is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being they've ever known in their lives.

The House of Representatives overwhelmingly passed the Covid relief bill on Monday but not without some angry feelings. Congresswoman Ilhan Omar blamed President Trump for the loss of her father to Covid virus. The loss was doubly painful because her father was also her father-in-law.

Congress passed a Covid relief bill Monday that only gave Americans six hundred dollars. I've one question for the Democrats. If I take my six hundred dollar Covid check and run it through a Dominion voting machine at four in the morning will it miraculously become ten thousand dollars?

The White House reported Moderna obtained FDA approval for its Covid vaccine, along with Pfizer's, both now in distribution, prompting resistance to inoculation due to conspiracy theories. Did you know that everyone who took the first smallpox vaccine in 1798 has died? It makes you think.

Attorney General William Barr said he will let the Justice Department probe Hunter Biden, not a Special Counsel. Hunter can't deny he enjoyed a privileged life under Joe. How many other kids in Washington got a billion and a half dollars from a Chinese bank on Take Your Child to Work Day?

-- Argus Hamilton

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Re: Today's Toons 1/11/20
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2021, 06:20:10 AM »
Thanks, pookie!
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 1/11/20
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2021, 07:00:16 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2021, 07:25:45 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2021, 07:43:57 AM »
Thank you Pookie
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2021, 08:23:01 AM »
Thanks, Pookie.
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2021, 08:25:43 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2021, 08:26:14 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2021, 04:54:58 PM »
Thanks Pookie!
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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2021, 04:59:34 PM »
Thanks Pookie!

My pleasure, as ever, Sarge!