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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #350 on: May 05, 2021, 03:53:48 am »
Please tell me he has some sort of illness that explains that extremely unhealthy looking physique. Maybe a woman transitioning to a man?
 

 Biceps are not required to squeeze an Avocado @jmyrlefuller 
 
 Besides, I'm a really skinny F*k (less my mandatory 20lbs in the gut for the covid cause) but I do have a serious case of cacomorphobia, so there's always that.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #351 on: May 05, 2021, 06:00:58 pm »
 

 Biceps are not required to squeeze an Avocado @jmyrlefuller 
 
 Besides, I'm a really skinny F*k (less my mandatory 20lbs in the gut for the covid cause) but I do have a serious case of cacomorphobia, so there's always that.
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #352 on: May 05, 2021, 07:19:30 pm »
Three calls every day about my car warranty.
These guys (strangers who I have never met or known)
Just 'out of the blue' these guys are CRAZY concerned with my car?
I don't even own a car. I go by Lyft or Uber.
OK? I guess? You can obsess on my (does not exist) car.
Thank you for caring.
(I was never this worried about my car even when I had one)
Keep worrying yourself to death over my 'car'
For me, I have no idea what the hell you are talking about
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #353 on: May 05, 2021, 08:20:49 pm »
Three calls every day about my car warranty.
These guys (strangers who I have never met or known)
Just 'out of the blue' these guys are CRAZY concerned with my car?
I don't even own a car. I go by Lyft or Uber.
OK? I guess? You can obsess on my (does not exist) car.
Thank you for caring.
(I was never this worried about my car even when I had one)
Keep worrying yourself to death over my 'car'
For me, I have no idea what the hell you are talking about
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #354 on: May 07, 2021, 03:14:35 am »
Just got a call, for real.
All it said was that I won a 'lucky number'.
Are people really this bleep STUPID?
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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« Reply #355 on: May 07, 2021, 04:14:53 am »
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« Reply #356 on: May 07, 2021, 06:33:16 pm »
Just got a call, for real.
All it said was that I won a 'lucky number'.
Are people really this bleep STUPID?
Someone called my mother this morning saying that they were form the Kaiser pharmacy and she owed money. Pretty interesting because, 1. no pharmacy gives you a bandaid without being paid first and, 2. I handle all her medication orders and use the mail order pharmacy and they sure as hell don't send squat without charging her card first. I told her next time some calls with something like that tell them to mail a bill or right it off because they aren't getting squat over the phone.

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« Reply #357 on: May 07, 2021, 09:09:41 pm »
Three calls every day about my car warranty.
These guys (strangers who I have never met or known)
Just 'out of the blue' these guys are CRAZY concerned with my car?
I don't even own a car.

These are my favorite to mess with.  I always push #1 to get a live person.  The first question they ask is for make and model to verify their records.  I turn it around by asking them to tell me the make and model they have listed on their records.

It all goes downhill from there.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #358 on: May 08, 2021, 06:26:56 am »
    One for the Ladies here.



Really??? Is that the best you could come with @corbe. Next time I will pick out Mr Buff :tongue2:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #359 on: May 09, 2021, 02:23:09 am »
   This is the best damn Cat Video I've seen all year,



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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #360 on: May 09, 2021, 02:32:38 am »
« Last Edit: May 09, 2021, 02:33:34 am by corbe »
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« Reply #361 on: May 11, 2021, 11:45:09 pm »
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« Reply #362 on: May 12, 2021, 12:01:58 am »
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« Reply #363 on: May 12, 2021, 12:17:13 am »
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« Reply #364 on: May 12, 2021, 12:30:59 am »
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #365 on: May 14, 2021, 03:57:28 am »
I was perusing YouTube looking at gun videos and the like and for some reason this popped up from iTomFoolery.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSHd2rnkRTE

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #366 on: May 14, 2021, 05:29:04 pm »


I get this is a "silliness" thread, but consider this:

It's wonderful that a certain number of homeowners are going to realize tremendous equity gains on their home's market value.

It may be enough to sustain them in their golden years.

But, with a stroke of a pen, the current "First $500K" of any real estate capital gain on your primary residence will NO LONGER BE exempt from federal taxes.

They'll probably start off demanding...by coincidence..., ten percent for "The Big Man".
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #367 on: May 14, 2021, 05:42:10 pm »
“An Old Biker”....
An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in....
The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"....
The old timer said, "I'm a biker and that's why I'm in such good shape”....
“I'm up well before daylight on Sundays and out sliding around corners, "shootin" sand washes and riding up and down the steepest, wildest mountains I can find at the crack of dawn”....
The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?"....
The old biker said, "Who said my dad's dead?"....
The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?"....
The old biker said, "He's 99 years old and, in fact, he went riding with me this Sunday, and that's why he's still alive... he's a biker too”....
The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it”...
How about your dad's dad?....
How old was he when he died?....
The old biker said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"....
The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living!”....
“How old is he?"....
The old biker replied, "He's 117 years old”....
The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went riding with you this Sunday too?"....
The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this week because he got married”....
The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Good Lord!!!”....
“Why would a 117-year-old guy want to get married?"....
To this the old biker smiled😁 and answered,
"Who said he wanted to?"....
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #368 on: May 14, 2021, 05:42:48 pm »


LOL.  I just looked at Movoto, and the Castle price has increased by $200K since we bought it.  I really need to talk to my friend the County Assessor about filing for a seasoned citizen lock on the tax evaluation.
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« Reply #369 on: May 14, 2021, 05:57:27 pm »
We bought our house in 1998 for $189k. We sold it in Feb for $420k and it is still going up.
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« Reply #370 on: May 14, 2021, 06:05:33 pm »
   I bought mine in 1993 for $48k, never pulled a permit for all the remodeling I did but Real Estate Agents are promising 300K and they've never seen the inside.
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« Reply #371 on: May 14, 2021, 06:54:57 pm »
   If Leonardo da Vinci were alive today, not only would he see his first sketch of a Helicopter flying on Mars,


   He would paint this.


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« Reply #372 on: May 14, 2021, 07:07:34 pm »
   If Leonardo da Vinci were alive today, not only would he see his first sketch of a Helicopter flying on Mars,


   He would paint this.

Yes, but first he would take photos with high-end portrait lens. 
Then he would play with Adobe special effects, project the saved copy onto a  large white canvas and pick up a brush.   :laugh:

It's beautiful, btw!
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« Reply #373 on: May 14, 2021, 07:15:05 pm »
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« Reply #374 on: May 15, 2021, 05:29:47 am »
   If Leonardo da Vinci were alive today, not only would he see his first sketch of a Helicopter flying on Mars,


   He would paint this.

If he painted that today, she'd be covered in tattoos.
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