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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #400 on: May 22, 2021, 05:33:36 pm »
Romance Your Wife With These 8 Easy Tips From The Love Experts At . . .

May 21st, 2021

It can be hard to figure out how to romance your wife. You're a busy man! But it's important to spend time working on your marriage. Luckily, we at The Babylon Bee are all males, and we are all happily married, and we're all preeeeetty much love experts.

So we've got experience, and you can learn from our expertise. Spice up your marriage with these handy tips.

1. Instead of leaving her to go golfing for six hours every Saturday, invite her to caddy for you. -- Don't leave her home all alone every weekend -- include her in your life! She'll love carrying your clubs and golf-clapping for your every stroke.

2. Wrestle a grizzly bear for her honor. - A sure way to win the heart of any woman. Time for a trip to the zoo!

3. Helpfully pause Lord of the Rings every scene to give her interesting behind-the-scenes facts about the movie. - "Now, the interesting thing about this scene, honey, is that Viggo Mortensen actually broke his toe while kicking that Uruk-Hai helmet." She'll be swooning in no time!

4. Get in the habit of every day saying, "Wow! Your hair looks great!" so you don't miss it when she actually gets it done. -  You have to cover all your bases.

5. Snuggle in close to her and whisper, "Taxation is theft." - Talk about giving her goosebumps! Hubba hubba!

6. Women need a firm hand, just pick what you're having for dinner without any input from her - Don't sit there and suggest seventeen different restaurants like a chump. Just say, "Woman, we're getting steak." Total alpha move. She'll love it!

7. "Like" every TikTok video she sends you even though you don't understand them at all. - Even though none of the TikToks she sends you make any sense, throw her a bone with a "like" and maybe a laugh emoji once in a while. She'll think you totally get her.

8. Don't text or call her all day so she'll be more excited to talk to you when you get home. - You have to keep her wanting more!

https://babylonbee.com/news/romance-your-wife-with-these-8-easy-tips-from-the-love-experts-at-the-babylon-bee
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #401 on: May 23, 2021, 01:58:23 am »
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« Reply #402 on: May 23, 2021, 02:07:31 am »
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« Reply #403 on: May 23, 2021, 02:12:42 am »
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« Reply #404 on: May 23, 2021, 02:26:59 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #406 on: May 23, 2021, 11:46:20 am »
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #407 on: May 23, 2021, 09:31:11 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #408 on: May 24, 2021, 12:28:55 am »
Quote from: Hoodat on May 23, 2021, 09:31:11 pm

Dammit! I forgot the waffles. (Does that mean I won't encounter any nude sunbathers?)
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #409 on: May 24, 2021, 12:14:48 pm »
Quote from: corbe on May 23, 2021, 02:26:59 am

Gotta admit it took me a second.
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« Reply #410 on: May 24, 2021, 06:19:28 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #411 on: May 25, 2021, 01:28:16 am »
Quote from: Hoodat on May 24, 2021, 06:19:28 pm


That is some funny shit right there.
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« Reply #412 on: May 25, 2021, 03:59:24 am »


   It's a painful story and I won't elaborate.
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« Reply #413 on: May 25, 2021, 04:19:41 am »
   All the Nurses who worked on me last night.


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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #414 on: May 25, 2021, 01:59:16 pm »
Quote from: corbe on May 25, 2021, 04:19:41 am
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That musta sucked....
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« Reply #416 on: May 25, 2021, 11:12:12 pm »
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« Reply #417 on: May 26, 2021, 04:48:08 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #418 on: May 28, 2021, 04:54:33 am »
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« Reply #419 on: May 28, 2021, 11:44:21 pm »
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« Reply #420 on: May 29, 2021, 12:20:24 am »
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« Reply #421 on: May 29, 2021, 12:21:47 am »
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Wonder how they do in gator country?
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« Reply #422 on: May 29, 2021, 01:57:22 am »
You could easily wake up half way down a waterfall.
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« Reply #423 on: May 29, 2021, 08:19:20 pm »

Does anybody know the street value of 40 grams of wood these days?
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« Reply #424 on: May 30, 2021, 06:47:27 pm »
   Quite a few hilarious Briefers, Should our collective Humour be excluded to just Members? 
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