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Today's Toons 1/4/21
« on: January 04, 2021, 06:18:39 AM »
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U.S. Rep. Liz Cheney leads the effort to remove Eric Swalwell from the House Intel Committee over his past affair with Beijing intelligence agent Fang Fang. Everyone should have seen this coming. In high school Eric Swalwell's classmates voted him Most Likely to Bang a Chinese Spy.

Fox News ran a news story Tuesday revealing the billions of dollars the Communist Chinese Party is pouring into major U.S. educational institutions. It's out of hand. Beijing's endowments to Harvard could force the university to change its name to UCLA, the University of China, Like Almost.

House Democrats negotiating the Pandemic Relief Bill with Republicans Tuesday demanded extra protection and funding for minority communities. They are particularly vulnerable to the pandemic. Last weekend thirty-six people in Chicago died of corona virus, complicated by bullet holes.

Santa Claus is reported ready to load up his sleigh and hitch up his reindeer for the big night Thursday. He should be very wary going down the chimneys in Swing State suburbs. Santa just realized the last million letters that arrived at the North Pole weren't letters to Santa, they were ballots.

NBC News reports that many states are prioritizing minority communities to receive the Pfizer vaccine first, since they were hardest hit. Pfizer is the same company that makes Viagra, so I have complete faith in the vaccine. If a company can raise the dead, they can certainly cure the living.

The San Francisco School District will re-name Abraham Lincoln High School, saying black lives didn't matter to him. Does John Wilkes Booth ever feel like an idiot NOW. One of my high school girlfriends was nicknamed Abe Lincoln, because all the guys took a shot at her in the balcony.

President-elect Joe Biden on Tuesday appointed openly gay and former presidential candidate and South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg to be his Secretary of Transportation. This completes a historical journey for the young mayor. He came out of the closet and went right back into the cabinet.

The Cleveland Indians will change the Indians name due to pressure groups. Their name was actually in honor of a great Indian ballplayer for Cleveland in the 1800s. Sure, change their names, but to me, they'll always be the Cleveland Indians, the Washington Redskins and Senator Pocahontas.

William Barr refused to name a Special Counsel to probe Hunter Biden to learn if he peddled family influence in Ukraine and China while Joe was V.P. Americans love to keep a good caper going. We impeached a president for trying to expose a crime and replace him with the prime suspect.

Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin applauded Congress passing the Covid relief bill he helped to negotiate and assured Americans we'll get the money next week. I'm just overwhelmed by their generosity. I plan to take the money and pay the interest on the interest on the interest of my back rent.

Attorney General William Barr announced Monday that he will not appoint a Special Counsel to look into voter fraud in Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin and Georgia. He said discrepancies won't change the outcome. Recount after recount show that Joe Biden won Georgia by four suitcases.

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Re: Today's Toons 1/4/21
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2021, 07:31:58 AM »
Thanks, Pookie.
I'm looking forward to perusing the 2020 Favorites thread, too.
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Re: Today's Toons 1/4/21
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2021, 07:38:53 AM »
Thanks, Pookie.
I'm looking forward to perusing the 2020 Favorites thread, too.

You're welcome, perusing Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/4/21
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2021, 07:51:10 AM »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 1/4/21
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2021, 09:15:02 AM »
Thank you Pookie

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Re: Today's Toons 1/4/21
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2021, 12:51:31 PM »
G'day, Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/4/21
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2021, 09:13:12 PM »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/4/21
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2021, 06:11:06 AM »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!