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Today's Toons 12/7/20
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

California teachers continued waging war on war on American literature Monday. Burbank's School District ordered all copies of Huckleberry Finn and To Kill a Mockingbird removed from all classrooms. Copies of Fahrenheit 451 will be transferred over to their Current Events curriculum.

President Trump on Thursday began to pressure Republican lawmakers and GOP governors to back up his election fraud claims before the disputed states can certify their results. It's a long shot. If Biden ends up losing this election to Trump, his voters are going to turn over in their graves.

Governor Gavin Newsom joined many other state governors and issued new rules and curfew Thursday. There's the problem. To me, Covid's .05% death rate isn't nearly as scary as the virus's ability to circulate in a Republic and create fifty Mussolinis who run around saying Trump is Hitler.

Joe Biden hosted a press conference in Wilmington Thursday and answered questions, issued policy statements, revealed transition plans and urged White House cooperation with his Covid advisors. The briefing was halted three times because he had to go pee. Joe live-streams his briefings.

President Trump appeared set in his new policy of ignoring the media Wednesday as reporters noted the president has not answered a single question since Election Day. Not one question. Trump figures if that's how Biden won the first round of voting, maybe it'll help him win the recount.

Dr. Fauci called for a nationally unified approach to vaccine distribution from its storage to its delivery Wednesday. Pfizer scientists say their Covid vaccine must be stored at a temperature of one hundred and twelve degrees below zero. It's going to be warehoused in Hillary Clinton's study.

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo won an Emmy Award Monday for his leadership during the pandemic in the past year. It should have been an Emmy for children's programming. Cuomo taught kids subtraction, by placing Covid-infected patients in nursing homes with their grandparents.

John Kerry was named by Joe Biden to be the incoming administration's Climate Czar. Kerry once famously got stranded out in the ocean while wind surfing off Cape Cod when the wind suddenly calmed down. It just shows that alternative energy is great unless you need to go somewhere.

Joe Biden's basement strategy to win the presidency recalled a previous winning campaign. In 1920 Warren Harding was elected by campaigning from his front porch. Biden spent the summer standing by his basement stairs wondering if he's going up to get something or if he'd just come down.

Fox News reported Monday that President-elect Joe Biden will nominate the son of Auschwitz and Dachau camp survivors Antony Blinken as Secretary of State. It's good that Democrats still have a place for the Jews as well as the anti-Semites. It's what being a Big Tent party is all about.

President-elect Joe Biden gave a televised holiday address Wednesday as his cabinet nominees became revealed one by one. I can see already that the incoming administration has its priorities placed in the right order. Covid didn't disappear after the election, but Hunter Biden's laptop sure did.

President-elect Joe Biden celebrated his seventy-eighth birthday Friday at home in Wilmington, Delaware, with his wife Jill. He is nothing if not well-rested by now. After spending 36 years in the U.S. Senate and 8 years as vice president, Joe spent the last four years in the kitchen, unscrewing a lid.

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Re: Today's Toons 12/7/20
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2020, 07:15:42 AM »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 12/7/20
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2020, 07:22:51 AM »
Thank you Pookie

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Re: Today's Toons 12/7/20
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2020, 07:56:33 AM »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 12/7/20
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2020, 07:59:40 AM »
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/7/20
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2020, 02:03:59 PM »
G'ay, Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/7/20
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2020, 04:39:40 PM »
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Re: Today's Toons 12/7/20
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2020, 05:23:34 PM »
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Re: Today's Toons 12/7/20
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2020, 04:51:16 AM »
Thanks, pookie!
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 12/7/20
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2020, 05:53:33 AM »
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!