The only way Ohio State can lose Saturday is if Michigan ballot counters are operating the scoreboard.
If they count touchdowns they way they count ballots, we're in trouble.
Q. How do you know if Michigan ballot counters are at the game?
A. They throw the referees out of the stadium!
Q. How do you know if Michigan ballot counters are operating the scoreboard?
A. They count the same touchdown several times!
Q. How do you know if Dominion Voting is operating the scoreboard?
A. If Ohio State scores, and the points go to Michigan!
Q. How do you know if Michigan ballot counters are at Big Ten headquarters?
A. They find extra touchdowns several hours after the game!
Q. How do you know if the team knows that Michigan ballot counters will be present?
A. The team doesn't bother practicing, but instead just hangs out in the basement!
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