You Might Be a Democrat
What one has to believe to be a Democrat today.
by Larry Thornberry
October 19, 2020, 12:06 AM
With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for appropriating his form, I submit what I hope is a useful guide for those who aren’t exactly sure which American political party they should identify with. Please take this discriminating test before Nov. 3. It should clarify things for you.
If you believe America is systemically racist and all white Americans should engage in abject mea culpas, you might be a Democrat.
If you believe Buffy and Skylar should be able to idle at university for years in order to earn a degree in vegetarian studies at taxpayer expense, you might be a Democrat.
If you believe the mainstream news media are objective purveyors of truth and speak truth to power, you might be a Democrat.
If you believe Donald Trump is a racist and Al Sharpton is a civil rights leader, you might be a Democrat.
If you believe the COVID virus spreads promiscuously at church services but not during urban riots, you might be a Democrat.
If you believe national borders are racist and xenophobic and anyone who wishes to crash our gates should be escorted directly to the nearest supervisor of elections office to register to vote before picking up a welfare check, six months’ worth of food stamps, and a certificate of citizenship, you might be a Democrat.
If you think Joe Biden knows how to cure America’s ills and are not curious why in eight years he never told Barack Obama, you might be a Democrat.
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