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Today's Toons 9/14/20
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The Postmaster General underwent a brutal morning of grilling before House Democrats in Congress. They suspect Trump is going to steal the election again. According to the mainstream media, sixty is the new forty, fifty is the new thirty and the Post Office is the new Russia.

GOP Convention speakers demanded the Second Amendment rights of Americans be protected. A poll says twenty percent of people in L.A. think the amendment protects your right to own a pet. The other eighty percent think it protects your right to go to and from Mexico as you please.

The CDC reported a dramatic fall in the number of Covid hospitalizations and deaths last month as public attention slowly turns away from the virus. It's no time to get cavalier about it. Joe Biden cheerfully admitted that he hasn't taken a Covid test, but no worry, he'll just copy off Neal Kinnock's.

Joe Biden met with reporters before Trump's GOP presidential nomination acceptance speech Thursday to try to reframe the issues in his favor. At one point he was asked by a reporter what he plans to do about Dementia. Joe vowed he will triple their foreign aid and take in all their refugees.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi addressed reporters in Washington Thursday to deliver a sharply critical assessment of President Trump. Nancy suggested Biden refuse to debate Donald Trump saying that Trump will just resort to skullduggery. I suppose she consulted Sherlock Holmes on this?

A Detroit undertaker discovered a twenty-year-old woman alive and breathing in his mortuary twenty minutes after paramedics had declared her dead. Everyone's okay now. Unsurprisingly, during the twenty minutes that she was considered deceased she sent in a mail-in ballot for Joe Biden.

Nancy Pelosi began laying down cover fire for Joe Biden last week, saying President Trump is beneath debating this fall. Meanwhile Delaware election officials say they will allow homebound voters to receive and return ballots via e-mail. Twenty bucks says Biden votes for Trump by accident.

Hillary Clinton in an interview Friday said that Donald Trump may refuse to leave the White House if he loses the election to Joe Biden. The issue is shifting. The question is no longer will Trump leave the White House if Biden wins this fall, the question is, will Biden leave the basement?

President Trump responded angrily on Twitter Sunday upon the news of the shooting murder of a Trump supporter in Portland and offered again to send U.S. troops. The question has split the GOP. George W. Bush is opposed to sending U.S. troops to Portland because there's no oil in Oregon.

The Hollywood Reporter published a public call-out by a screenwriter and Black Lives Matter co-chairwoman for the studios and agencies to join the NBA and cancel a day of work to support BLM protest. Hollywood and pro athletes are boycotting their own industry. How will I sleep tonight?

Nancy Pelosi was caught on a hair salon security video going into a shut down San Francisco beauty parlor with no mask over her face. Nancy spent all day angrily explaining to reporters that she was set up when she walked into the salon. In fairness to Pelosi she thought the sign read Saloon.

Governor Gavin Newsom put California on strict color-coded reopening rules that riled many residents. It prompted a rolling seven-hundred-car-long rally for the president in the Valley. The governor is determined to keep California shut down until scientists can discover the cure for Trump.

President Trump stopped off in Latrobe for a speech where he ripped Biden for past support for defunding the police. Three months ago, Democrats were bending over backwards to placate the mobs. Biden told BLM he'll not only defund the police, he will delete Sting from his playlist.

Joe Biden consoled the father of Kenosha's Jacob Blake, however the father turns out to be a virulent, publicly outspoken anti-Semite. It went largely unreported. If an American cop shot and killed Hitler, CNN would mourn the loss of a promising Austrian artist and vegetarian.

NFL officials admitted Wednesday the league may be forced to recruit a new fan base because the militant support of BLM by NFL players. Hollywood is clueless as always. In support of Black Lives Matter, Gwyneth Paltrow is coming out with a new brand of scented candles called Aunt Vagina.

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Re: Today's Toons 9/14/20
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2020, 10:16:14 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 9/14/20
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2020, 11:32:30 am »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/14/20
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2020, 11:48:59 am »
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Re: Today's Toons 9/14/20
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2020, 02:19:41 pm »
Thanks for the Moon's Daeg toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/14/20
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2020, 02:27:10 pm »
Thanks, pookie! :seeya:
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Re: Today's Toons 9/14/20
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2020, 02:37:15 pm »
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/14/20
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2020, 02:37:41 pm »
Thanks, Pookie!

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/14/20
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2020, 02:38:43 pm »
Thanks for the Moon's Daeg toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!

You're welcome, as always, CL!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/14/20
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2020, 02:39:27 pm »
Thanks, pookie! :seeya:

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/14/20
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2020, 05:12:35 pm »
G'day, Pookie!!

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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2020, 05:37:50 pm »