Two statues - one of a man and the other a woman - had stood facing each other in a city park for almost a century. One day, a magic fairy came along and cast a spell on the statues, giving them life. Immediately, the two went at it rolling around in the bushes and leaves stirring up mayhem. This continued for about 45 minutes, upon which they paused to catch their breaths.
While still panting, one looks at the other and says, "What do you think? More of the same?"
The other replied, "Sure. But this time you hold the pigeons down while I take a crap on them."