LOL! @Smokin Joe
I've thought about a scenario where we give them a State all to themselves, but I couldn't bring my 'fantasy' to provide them access to the sea.
Better to give them a Northern, landlocked State with four seasons...the weather, not the hotel chain...so as to keep an eye on them and remind them how insignificant they are.
How about Montana? @roamer_1
Oh, Hell no! Half of those jerks went there already because it was the trendy thing to do.
How about the island of Vieques, so long as the Navy uses it as a bombing range again?