Of course, the real joke is that if everyone whom the left calls "racist" (meaning all whites, all people of any race who believe in classical liberalism, all people of any race who take a dim view of the illiberal aspects of sharia, anyone who has ever criticized the left's expansion of the word "racist" beyond its usual meaning among English speakers who don't share the left's agenda,...) were to vote for any single candidate he or she would win in a landslide.