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Offline goatprairie

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All my clubs kept winding up bent in half and hurled across the lawn in multiple directions. Golf is an expensive sport.  :whistle:
Remember:   golf is flog spelled backwards. If not played correctly: cruel and unusual punishment.

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It's called golf because all the other four letter words were taken.

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Remember:   golf is flog spelled backwards. If not played correctly: cruel and unusual punishment.

Yeah... Not my gig. Tried it for a while, because the big money deals are found on the golf course. But then I found out that is not really true - The big deals are in the clubhouse after the golf game, when everyone is in their beers. As it turns out, I didn't even need to buy a membership (special circumstance).

fishin, huntin, four-wheelin, swimmin, snorkin, heck, even cookin... all remarkable pass-times with remarkable results!

Beatin a wee little ball around a pasture with a crooked stick... not so much.  :shrug:

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It's called golf because all the other four letter words were taken.

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My last round was in 1982.  I plunked 8 consecutive shots into a water hazard on a Par 3, that were soon followed by a bag and clubs.

Last time I ever sat foot on a golf course.
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My last round was in 1982.  I plunked 8 consecutive shots into a water hazard on a Par 3, that were soon followed by a bag and clubs.

Last time I ever sat foot on a golf course.

It might be fun if it was integrated with punkin chunkin...

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   I've asked my few Sports Nuts Friends if they actually enjoy playing Golf as opposed to just watching it?  I'm trying to find a putting partner for my Concubine, who is an avid Golfer, who, she somehow, recently, lost her clubs in a Rent dispute-butt, she definitely needs the exercise again.
   I have learned to appreciate the PGA and the LPGA, it's a talent not unlike any other sport.  So it looks like this put putter is fixing to go out on the Local Links for the first time, where she has Trophies.

   New COVID-19 Rules, Pro Shop closed, BYOB and Cart (available).  Should be fun. 
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