His metaphors were always like close proxsimilies.
He couldn’t find it. The phlebotomist searched for a blood vessel in vain.
Jose, a new man was hired for the road crew doing repairs on I-5 in central California. After work, the crew would have a beer together at Sam’s bar.
At quitting time, Joe asked, “Do you know the way to Sam’s, Jose?”
Johann Sebastian Bach’s father wanted him to be a banker, but instead he decided to go for baroque.
When my daughters were young, they liked to tear things up. They were tearers.
At the 9 AM memorial service, the mortuary director greeted friends and family of the dearly departed: “Good mourning!”
Albert Kristow, an officer with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, had a fearsome reputation among criminals throughout Saskatchewan. When bad guys would try his patience, Officer Albert would famously give them to ten to hightail it out of town and never return, or else! Albert seldom got beyond six, before the bad guys would vamoose: “One, two, three, four, five…..”
Thus did all criminals fear….. the count of Mounty Kristow.
Orville, the herpetologist, moved from Arizona to Cuba. Of course he took his pet poisonous lizard with him.
But Orville DID rename his pet.
What did he rename the reptile, you may ask.
Havana Gila