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ChemEngrMBA:
No matter what I do, I can't seem to insert an image in any post. So I'll attach it below.
If some charitable soul would PM me how to do it, I will reward you generosityably.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Tigger?
You scratch my back and I'll scratch Eeyore's.

ChemEngrMBA:
Game warden boarded a fishing boat off the coast of California.  After inspecting their catch of squid, he announced to the captain:  "I can write you a ticket that will cost you $5,000 for catching over your limit of squid, or you can give the excess of just two hundred pounds to me and we'll both go our ways.  Do we have a deal?"


It was a squid pro quo.

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I invented a new knot which I call the probably  knot.


Question:  Is it good for anything?


Answer:  Probably not.

ChemEngrMBA:
Paraprosdokian - Greek word meaning unexpected turn of events

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Not all who wander are lost, but I am.




No man is an island, but I am a remote peninsula.

ChemEngrMBA:
He's got face on his egg.

ChemEngrMBA:
What's a single word for Ana's grandmothers?

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