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Original Puns by Eeyores Truly
ChemEngrMBA:
No matter what I do, I can't seem to insert an image in any post. So I'll attach it below.
If some charitable soul would PM me how to do it, I will reward you generosityably.
What did Winnie the Pooh say to Tigger?
You scratch my back and I'll scratch Eeyore's.
ChemEngrMBA:
Game warden boarded a fishing boat off the coast of California. After inspecting their catch of squid, he announced to the captain: "I can write you a ticket that will cost you $5,000 for catching over your limit of squid, or you can give the excess of just two hundred pounds to me and we'll both go our ways. Do we have a deal?"
It was a squid pro quo.
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I invented a new knot which I call the probably knot.
Question: Is it good for anything?
Answer: Probably not.
ChemEngrMBA:
Paraprosdokian - Greek word meaning unexpected turn of events
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Not all who wander are lost, but I am.
No man is an island, but I am a remote peninsula.
ChemEngrMBA:
He's got face on his egg.
ChemEngrMBA:
What's a single word for Ana's grandmothers?
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