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Post Original Biden Jokes Here
« on: March 09, 2020, 11:40:33 pm »
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Re: Post Original Biden Jokes Here
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2020, 11:55:08 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2020, 11:49:19 am »
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Re: Post Original Biden Jokes Here
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2020, 02:23:13 pm »
"The next president of the United States, Barack America." - Joe Biden, 2008
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Re: Post Original Biden Jokes Here
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2020, 02:44:46 pm »
I find it difficult to find humor in Biteme's malapropisms, because I think he's really a sick man and it's like making fun of Downs babies.   :shrug:

I find his feeling up of any women who happen to be on a stage with him far more humorous....
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Re: Post Original Biden Jokes Here
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2020, 09:28:12 pm »
I find it difficult to find humor in Biteme's malapropisms, because I think he's really a sick man and it's like making fun of Downs babies.   :shrug:

I find his feeling up of any women who happen to be on a stage with him far more humorous....

The real joke is that Biden is the BEST the Democrats have.  THAT is a real joke. Last time, it was an old hag who stumbled and had zero achievements to her name.   Outspending Trump 2 to 1, and with the lying support of virtually all media, she still lost.  They don't learn.

Incidentally, this is "The Big Tent", home for women and blacks and minorities, they're always claiming.  So who are their top two?  Old white men, one a socialist with no accomplishments, and the other who is today making a fool out of himself for all to see.
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Re: Post Original Biden Jokes Here
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2020, 09:34:54 pm »
Stand up, Chuck


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Re: Post Original Biden Jokes Here
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2020, 09:39:17 pm »
Biden on the Irish PM's mother


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Re: Post Original Biden Jokes Here
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2020, 09:42:17 pm »
Three letter word  -  J-O-B-S


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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2020, 09:45:44 pm »
Hands-on Joe


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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2020, 09:51:18 pm »
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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2020, 09:52:42 pm »
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« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2020, 10:03:31 pm »
Hands-on Joe




In fairness he wasn't hugging her, he was holding her up!
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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2020, 10:19:00 pm »
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'More people have died from knowing Hillary' than coronavirus: GOP lawmaker dismisses COVID-19 concerns with Clinton 'joke'
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A Republican state legislator in Wisconsin shared a "joke" about former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and the rapidly spreading novel coronavirus that angered local citizens.

Gae Magnafici, who spent 35 years as a nurse before winning office in Wisconsin's 28th Congressional District, responded to a tweet admonishing President Trump's lack of response to the coronavirus by suggesting that "more people have died from knowing Hillary."

Magnafici's office told PolitiFact that the tweet was in jest, with staffer Tyler Ellisen dismissing the statement as "clearly a joke."

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Re: Post Original Biden Jokes Here
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2020, 03:59:06 pm »


This is the entrance exam for illegals at University of California.  "No Englee".
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Re: Post Original Biden Jokes Here
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2020, 08:28:42 pm »
This is the entrance exam for illegals at University of California.  "No Englee".
Why pic on UC? Harvard is the hands down winner and they are no where near California, plus what you're inferring is SOP nowadays at all Universities that take Fed dollars.

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« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2020, 04:42:16 pm »
Why pic on UC? Harvard is the hands down winner and they are no where near California, plus what you're inferring is SOP nowadays at all Universities that take Fed dollars.

California offers full scholarships  for illegal aliens.  Does Harvard?

California is importing hundreds of thousands of Asians who pay $45,000 annual tuition, compared to $15,000 for California natives.  So "increasing revenues" is smart for Leftists to do, but "profits" for private businesses are "greedy".

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Re: Post Original Biden Jokes Here
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2020, 09:25:17 pm »
California offers full scholarships  for illegal aliens.  Does Harvard?

California is importing hundreds of thousands of Asians who pay $45,000 annual tuition, compared to $15,000 for California natives.  So "increasing revenues" is smart for Leftists to do, but "profits" for private businesses are "greedy".

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I think you'll find if you look that there are plenty of colleges in other states that favor illegals and Harvard used racial point systems to screw over Whites and Asians. Both are wrong and both piss me off but California aint the lone passenger in this boat.

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