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Obama Announces He Is No Longer Responsible For The Economy
« on: March 09, 2020, 10:38:57 pm »
Obama Announces He Is No Longer Responsible For The Economy
March 9th, 2020

MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA—From his seaside mansion, former president Barack Obama announced today that he is formally passing ownership of the stock market and economy on to President Trump.

"All the gains were mine -- Trump didn't build that -- but this crash is all on Trump," Obama said as he admired the ocean, which will consume his home in fewer than twelve years. "My responsibility for the great economic gains in this country ended the moment the stocks started to tank this morning."

The former president said that he does reserve the right to reverse his stance and reclaim credit for any economic gains realized after the market turns around, whenever that may be.

"As soon as this thing stabilizes, I'll be there, claiming credit for things I didn't do."

Obama also assured panicked Americans that if they like their economy, they can keep their economy.

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Re: Obama Announces He Is No Longer Responsible For The Economy
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2020, 11:06:53 pm »
Har!  "Babylon Bee!"  Ya got me!   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Obama Announces He Is No Longer Responsible For The Economy
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2020, 11:19:26 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on March 09, 2020, 11:06:53 pm
Har!  "Babylon Bee!"  Ya got me!   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Obama Announces He Is No Longer Responsible For The Economy
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2020, 11:56:22 pm »
What a dic*!!!
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Re: Obama Announces He Is No Longer Responsible For The Economy
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2020, 01:36:25 am »
Quote from: libertybele on March 09, 2020, 11:56:22 pm
What a dic*!!!
You do know this is satire, right?
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Re: Obama Announces He Is No Longer Responsible For The Economy
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2020, 02:42:33 am »
Quote from: musiclady on March 09, 2020, 11:19:26 pm
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