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Offline PeteS in CA

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Hick Farmers Retaliate Against Coastal Elites By Withholding Ingredients Needed To Make Avocado Toast

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U.S.—Farmers have long been looked down upon by coastal elites, and now the farmers are finally getting their revenge: the "redneck hicks" all around the country have announced they will not be shipping the ingredients needed to make avocado toast to major liberal cities like New York and Los Angeles.

"Until further notice, you'll have to farm your own wheat and grow your own avocados," a spokesperson for America's farmers said as he chewed on a stalk of Timothy grass and did other stereotypical farmer things. "Have fun! Yeehaw!"

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Millions now living should have died. Anti-Covid-Vaxxer ghouls hardest hit.

Offline truth_seeker

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My reaction is:

Be reminded that California is the largest agricultural producing state, in the nation.

The Haas avocado, was developed in Los Angeles county, in La Habra Heights.
"God must love the common man, he made so many of them.�  Abe Lincoln

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Believe it or not, other than guacamole, I was just introduced to avocado late last summer - It has quickly become a staple. Acocado on toast with too much salt - It's a beautiful thing. H/T to my eldest boy for that.

Offline Slide Rule

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"CNN's Don Lemon wrote a formal apology to the farmers, but they
claimed they couldn't read it and so the sanctions would continue."

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