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Today's Toons 1/6/20
« on: January 06, 2020, 11:25:20 am »
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House Democrats released a report of their impeachment case against President Trump. They know the GOP Senate won't convict him. Impeachment used to be a criminal charge against the president that demanded action, now it's a soothing ritual that brings comfort to the opposition party.

The NFL was forced to deal with fresh scandals that involve the New England Patriots spying again plus retired veterans bilking the system. Ten former NFL players have just been charged in an insurance fraud scheme. Prosecutors are calling it the biggest health care scam since Obama Care.

Nancy Pelosi stunned the nation by refusing to deliver the articles of impeachment to the U.S. Senate, giving House Democrats the option to keep us all in turmoil over impeachment for years. What is the difference between the Democratic Party and Jeffrey Epstein? Epstein didn't kill himself.

Senator Lindsay Graham met with President Trump and told Fox News afterwards that Trump is furious that Pelosi has denied him his day in court. No one can figure out exactly why Nancy Pelosi sat on the impeachment articles. If ever there was a job Jerry Nadler was built for, that's it.

House Democrat lawyer Noah Feldman said if Pelosi won't present the impeachment articles, Trump is not impeached. She won't give up impeachment articles until she gets the kind of trial she wants in the Senate. It'd be no problem getting the kangaroo from one side of the Capitol to the other.

U.S. Congressman James Clyburn of South Carolina told a CNN interviewer that President Trump should be tried in the U.S. Senate and then hanged. Reaction was swift. Hillary said she's busy cleaning up after Epstein's eyewitnesses and can't possibly fit him in until February.

The Titanic II is set to sail from England to New York next April. It's a much larger version of the ill-fated Titanic which went down in 1912. In a startling coincidence on Wednesday, the House Democrats voted two Articles of Impeachment that went over in Middle America like the Hindenburg.

President Trump became the third president to be impeached Wednesday in a strictly partisan vote. They all said no one is above the law. No one is above the law, that is, except Joe Biden, who cannot be investigated because he's running for president, and Hillary Clinton because she's not.

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Re: Today's Toons 1/6/20
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2020, 12:39:40 pm »
Thank you Pookie m Happy Feast of the Epiphany.
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Re: Today's Toons 1/6/20
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2020, 12:55:20 pm »
Quote from: verga on January 06, 2020, 12:39:40 pm
Thank you Pookie m Happy Feast of the Epiphany.

You're welcome, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/6/20
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2020, 03:04:04 pm »
Thanks, pookie! :seeya:
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 1/6/20
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2020, 03:10:00 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on January 06, 2020, 03:04:04 pm
Thanks, pookie! :seeya:

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/6/20
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2020, 05:32:48 pm »
G'day, Pookie!!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/6/20
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2020, 05:44:43 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 1/6/20
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2020, 11:56:20 pm »
Good Toons today, Pookie!  Thank Yew!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/6/20
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2020, 01:27:46 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on January 06, 2020, 11:56:20 pm
Good Toons today, Pookie!  Thank Yew!!!

Glad you liked them & you're welcome, as always, CL!
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