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Today's Toons 12/30/19
« on: December 30, 2019, 11:18:01 am »


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President Trump addressed a rally of supporters in Pennsylvania Tuesday where he gleefully touted his record of economic success. It hasn't been all sunshine. To me, the greatest disaster of the Trump presidency is the number of great late-night comedians we've lost to political commentary.

Democratic presidential candidate Marianne Williamson fell for a fake news report Tuesday saying that President Trump pardoned Charles Manson. She's always flying and CNN is all they show on airport TV. Enough Democrats believed it so that it is now the third Article of Impeachment.

The White House was pressured to tighten visa security for Middle Eastern men in the wake of the Saudi attack. That risks being called Islamophobic. ISIS revealed plans to launch Christmas attacks throughout the West, but to keep the Democrats on their side, they called them holiday attacks.

The House Judiciary Committee wrote two charges of impeachment on Wednesday including Obstruction of Congress and Abuse of Power. This presents a question. If Congress charges someone with Obstruction of Congress, doesn't Congress have to prove it was doing something?

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell said the NFL is done with Colin Kaepernick after he blew off a tryout session. He'd refused to stand for the Anthem. It allows Trump to keep his campaign promise to produce an economy that gives every African-American a good job except Colin Kaepernick.

Congress tried to set aside distractions to pass a Mexico-Canada trade deal before heading out on their Christmas holiday break. It's being said in Congress that impeachment is sucking all the oxygen out of the room. Unfortunately the Chamber is not airtight, so the Members are still breathing.

Baby It's Cold Outside, a beautiful winter love song written by legendary Broadway composer Frank Loesser in 1944, is being banned from radio. Feminists claim the girl in is being seduced against her will. Yet no one debates that she could have actually caught pneumonia and died outside.

President Trump was asked by reporters Wednesday to respond to Greta Thunberg's selection as Time's Person of the Year. He urged Greta to work on her anger issues. Trump then named a girl with special needs to be his new White House press secretary so no one could ever argue with her.

French President Macron tried to pressure Trump to rejoin the Iran nuclear deal and warned that France would not take part in any armed conflict between the United States and Iran. I don't know how we could possibly win it then. Gosh, a war without France would be like, well, World War II.

President Trump created the Space Force, made a deal with China and finalized the Canada-Mexico deal all in one day. He also hailed the Tory win in England. In fact if House Democrats hadn't voted to get rid of him that morning, it would have been the best day of the Trump presidency.

House Judiciary Committee Democrats debated fourteen hours before they agreed on two articles of impeachment. This can't go anywhere. I don't want to say the charges are vague but the star witness against Trump was the FBI's Director in Charge of Investigating Future Crimes

Southern California mountains were under a frost alert Monday as a cold front from Alaska roared into L.A. It just added to the nation's holiday feel. Last night a woman in Chicago froze to death while walking to her car despite repeated warnings from her boyfriend that it was cold outside.

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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/19
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2019, 02:54:25 pm »
G'day, Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/19
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2019, 03:03:22 pm »
Thanks, Pookie. Happy Monday morn.

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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/19
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2019, 03:12:51 pm »
Thanks, Pookie. Happy Monday morn.

You're welcome & thanks for the oxymoron, Doc Nova!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/19
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2019, 04:37:27 pm »
Thanks for the Toons, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/19
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2019, 04:46:30 pm »
Thanks for the Toons, Pookie!!!

My pleasure, CL!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/19
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2019, 04:49:13 pm »
Thanks, pookie!
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/19
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2019, 04:58:21 pm »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/19
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2019, 04:15:19 pm »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/19
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2019, 04:29:15 pm »
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, as ever, Verga!