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Offline PeteS in CA

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Pope Announces Any Time Spent Watching 'The View' Counts As Time Served In Purgatory (Babylon Bee)

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VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis has made one of his official, Popey announcements. (For our Protestant audience, a declaration from the pope is kinda like when Russell Moore tweets something; it carries a lot of weight for Catholics.)

Anyway, the pope declared that any time you've spent watching The View in this life will count as time served in purgatory.

"Frankly, if you watch those women bickering, that's punishment enough," said Pope Francis in a speech. He declared that your time will be tallied up by the angels, who will then mark that off as though you'd spent the time in purgatory.

IMO, the Bee, the New Paper of Record has about as much authority in matters eternal as does the Pope, so ... .
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Since he didn't say anyone had to HEAR it,just watching it with no volume seems like an easy way to serve your time when compared to pits of flaming fire.

I'd call it a toss-up if you had to listen too,though.
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